Groom Shocks Wedding Guests With X-Rated Vows

If this bride wasn’t blushing before, she definitely was after her husband-to-be’s XXX vows. TikTok footage of the racy vows is blowing up online, getting more than 18.9 million views from shocked viewers. The video starts off with the groom telling the photographer that he hopes he and his future bride “have a lot of sex.”

He then launched into his speech, saying “life gets even better when you tell me to come to the bedroom.” He added that only “two things are required to keep me happy,” which were keeping his “belly full” and his genitals “empty”: “Though you’re amazing at half of it, we really need to get you some cooking lessons.” He concluded with “there is no one I could ever love more in this lifetime— unless I actually get a chance to meet Margot Robbie.”

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