Goop Sells Anal Sex Toy

Gwyneth Paltrow knows what a man really wants. In a new gift guide for Father’s Day posted on Goop, the health halcyon includes a $219 prostate vibrator. The sleek product, called “Hugo,” is made by the “luxury sex toy” company Lelo.

The description reads: “Yes, we did put a vibrator in this gift guide (it’s a hands-free toy for prostate stimulation).” The product’s full details tout its “powerful vibrating motor” and “eight intensity settings,” as well as an “insertable head” that reportedly “delivers satisfying vibrations to the perineum” with help from a remote control and, apparently, a flick of the wrist. “Father’s Day gift ideas often fall into familiar categories: beer, ball games, BBQs,” Goop wrote. “And we’re not saying you should take those options off the table—you might even double down with a fun new spin on one.”

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