Flying Is So Bad That People Stopped Joining Mile-High Club

People are forgoing getting off during takeoff. The Mile-High Club seems to be losing its lusty appeal. As one flight attendant put it, cramped aircraft and the stress of flying today have killed the mood.

“Flights are full, bathrooms are smaller, there’s less space onboard, and passengers are more stressed out than ever, so nobody is feeling … sexy,” said a flight attendant with a major US carrier and author of the book “Cruising Attitude: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama and Crazy Passengers at 35,000 Feet.” She added: “No one is walking on board thinking, ‘Let’s get it on.’ At least I don’t get that impression on my flights.” But plenty of others claim to have joined the club, including Drew Barrymore who recently said: “If you’re curious, like, ‘Why are people doing it?’ I’m telling you, elevation, it feels different. I can’t recommend it more. Sorry, FAA!”

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