Coronation Sex Party Invites ‘Classy’ Swingers

Swingers want to celebrate the king’s coronation with a bang. Well-known swingers club Vanilla Alternative is hosting a sex party in honor of the monumental day. Planned by Chic Events, which claims to be “No. 1” for adult parties, the royally good time is not just for anyone.

“No effort, then no entry,” the company’s website reads, encouraging women to wear a dress with heels, and a “fitted waistcoat” for gents. No coronation celebration would be complete without the presence of a royal. “Britain’s most famous swinger,” Vista Wife, whose real name is Liv, will reportedly be in attendance.

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