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9 Songs You Should Never Listen To While Having Sex

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frustrated coupleSome songs are great to listen to while getting your freak on. And some are definitely not. According to BuzzFeed, these are best examples of what never to turn on when you’re trying to get turned on.

  1. “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan
    Potentially erotic lyric: “It’s hard at the end of the day / I need some distraction / oh, beautiful release.”
    We’re all looking for that beautiful release at the end of the day, Sarah.
  2. “The Reading Rainbow Theme Song”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Friends to know, and ways to grow…”
    Friends always know the way to grow.
  3. “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex
    Potentially erotic lyric: “his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun / But all he had come for was having some fun.”
    Sounds like fun to me!
  4. “Jesus Take The Wheel” by Carrie Underwood
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Oh, take it from me / Oh, wow, oh.”
    Oh, wow, indeed!
  5. “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” by Randy Newman
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me.”
    The casual sex anthem, ladies and gentlemen!
  6. “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain” (Traditional)
    Potentially erotic lyric:
    The whole song is basically a celebration of the female orgasm. Sex positivity!
  7. The Canadian National Anthem
    Potentially erotic lyric: “With glowing hearts / With thee rise.”
    We’re rising, too, Canada!
  8. “Seventy Six Trombones” from “The Music Man”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “They were followed by rows and rows of finest virtuosos / The cream of ev’ry famous band.”
    Mmm… cream…
  9. “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” by Chip-man & The Buckwheat Boys
    Potentially erotic lyric: “now freestyle, freestyle – freestyle / Freestyle, freestyle – your style.”
    Yeah! We love some freestyling in the bedroom!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s full list here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/crazy-frog-making-love?utm_term=.ydOVbQBjj#.xed7zx355

4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

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sexyxmaswomanWe have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to have some great holiday sex!

  1. Toy Soldiers (aka Spooning)
    This one gets you all lined up in a row, like toy soldiers—very horny toy soldiers! Here, you lay in the spooning position, back to front, and let whoever’s in back lead by playing with your nipples and clit. This one’s perfect for when you’ve had too much to eat and drink!
  2. Ties Up In a Bow 
    This tricky position uses the pretty bow as its inspiration. Lay on your back and cross your legs over your partner’s chest, either at the knee or ankles, while they fuck you. The deep penetration this position offers is the best gift of all!
  3. The Spinning Dreidel (aka Bouncing Reverse Cowgirl)
    Bustle explains it this way: “It’s like reverse cowgirl except your feet are flat (or close to flat on the bed), so there can be more bouncing involved. You can face forward, back, side — or spin! OK, maybe don’t spin.”
  4. Christmas Wreath (aka Lotus)
    Take a break from the holiday chaos with this intense yet calm position: your partner sits cross-legged and you lower yourself onto them, wrapping your legs and arms around them into a tight wreath. Happy holidays!

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Check out more holiday-themed sex positions here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197223-5-sex-positions-inspired-by-the-holidays

Instagramers Strip For Cheeky Page Dedicated To Vacation Butts Shots

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peachThere’s a new Instagram page we can really get behind. It’s called @CheekyExploits and it’s dedicated to bare butt shots people take while on vacay. As it turns out, some of the best photo-ops also make for the best ass-shots (check out the pics below)!

Instagramers photograph themselves stripping down and baring all—at the beach, in vineyards, on a hotel balcony, and even in the frozen tundras of Iceland. “It was just a bit of fun and, also, I enjoyed encouraging people to be comfortable with their bodies and participate for the thrill and confidence boost,” says “Cheeky,” the brainchild behind the hit page. She says she prefers butt pics in places where people feel the most comfortable getting naked—private places, mostly—but seeing a bare ass in a beautiful spot is always picture-perfect.

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Check out vacationers stripping down for butt pics: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cheeky-exploits-instagram-butt-shots_us_5908d84ee4b05c3976838f57

When Santa Porn Is Trending On Pornhub

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According to Pornhub, ’tis the season to masturbate over Santa porn! It seems people really enjoy getting into the holiday spirit not only with presents, food and booze, but also with porn. According to Pornhub’s released Christmas statistics for 2015, during the holidays there’s a huge increase in searches for festive related porn.

“The most popular Christmas related searches are ‘Santa,’ ‘Christmas present,’ and ‘xmas,’ with ‘Santa Claus’ and ‘Christmas orgy’ rounding out the top five,” reports BuzzFeed. The biggest increases are “Christmas party” (921%), “black Santa” (809%), and “Santa’s little helper” (808%). Men, who are 34% more likely to search for Christmas related porn, get their holiday rocks off with such naughty searches as “Mrs. Claus,” “elf,” “Christmas gangbang,” and “naughty Santa’s helper.” Interestingly, women are 220% more likely to search for “old Santa Claus” compared to men, while men are 313% more likely to search for “Christmas POV.” Santa’s gonna get a lot more than just milk and cookies when he comes down a lot of horny people’s chimneys!

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Check out more about Christmas related porn searches on Pornhub: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/white-christmas

7 Tips For Orgies

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feetIf you’ve ever had an orgy, we bet there’s a few things you wish you’d known beforehand. This is why members of the BuzzFeed community decided to give helpful tips for you to know before you go. Because let’s face it—orgies are never what they look like in porn.

  1. Don’t stress if it’s not what you expected.
    “Most of the time, 75% of the group is confused.” Just go with it!
  2. Don’t do something you’re not comfortable with. If you don’t want to be double-penetrated or jerked off or kissed, say so.
    Also, safe words are key.
  3. Stimulation overload can totally occur.
    As one single lady who recently went to swinger’s party said, “Don’t be hesitant to take a break if you need one.”
  4. Don’t let your defined sexuality get in the way.
    “Don’t be afraid to try something new. When there’s more than three people, inhibitions already don’t matter.” Anything goes at an orgy!
  5. Don’t get inside your head about what other people are seeing, doing, or thinking.
    Nobody is judging you if they’re there too.
  6. You’ll know pretty immediately if the orgy is a right fit for you, so trust your gut.
    “Most people who participate in an orgy are extremely open-minded. You’ll either decide immediately that it’s not for you, or you’ll just go with the flow and have a lot of uncomfortable laughs along the way.” Both are totally fine!
  7. If you’re feeling left out, make sure you communicate that.
    Remember that you’re in charge of your own experience at an orgy.

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Check out more tips for orgies: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/sorry-mom-i-know-i-have-a-college-degree

How Food’s Been Used In Sex Throughout History

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eggplant3-0Sure, you’ve heard of using certain veggies as a dildo, but how about a bread dildo? Or what about homemade lube? History is full of NSFW food facts you definitely never learned about in history. Here’s just a taste!

  1. Mashed yams doubled as lube in 17th-century Japan
    “It was called tororo, and was made by grating yams into a slippery paste. The long, thin yams were sometimes used as dildos too,” says BuzzFeed.
  2. Romans used olive oil as lube
    Romans sure were kinky. According to a novel called The Satyricon by Gaius Petronius, one guy had a leather dildo oiled with olive oil and “covered in pepper and crushed nettle seeds” pushed up his “arsehole, inch by inch.”
  3. Pig’s tongues were an aphrodisiac
    Nothing subtle about using tongue to get you in the mood!
  4. Lettuce was a sacred sex symbol in Ancient Egypt
    Ancient Egyptians believed that lettuce was the holy food of the fertility god. It grew straight and tall like a cock, and even oozed a white substance when broken apart. Again, nothing subtle about lettuce cum.
  5. Ancient Greeks were turned on by sparrow brains
    “The Greek goddess of love and sexuality, Aphrodite, was supposed to hold sparrows sacred because of their ‘lustful’ nature, so Ancient Greek women would eat sparrows – their brains in particular – to get themselves in the mood.”
  6. And ancient Greek women used bread as dildos
    Since there were no sex toy shops, women had to get creative. The Greeks did this by baking olisbokollix: dildos made entirely out of hard-baked bread.

Looking to get creative? We’re always up for some kinky fun here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more NSFW food facts from history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/never-mind-the-olisbokollix

Couple Claim To Have Orgasmed With God, a Tree, and a Thunderstorm

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michelleTwo tantric sex experts claim to have a divine love life. Scott and Melanie McClure say they can have sexual experiences with nature, which includes cumming simply by feeling “Earth energy.” When discussing his earth-shattering sex life, Scott claims “I can have an orgasm with a tree.”

And Melanie says she’s cum from feeling thunderstorms: “Many times we’ve been having our sexathons, and as I’m orgasming, lightning from the sky and thunder just rolls through my body,” she says. They both claim to have “orgasmed with God,” where they’ve literally felt “divine love energy entering your body from every pore…a pulsation of energy.” Now that sounds like a tantric fuck-fest fit for the gods!

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Check out more about the couple who have sexual experiences with nature: https://nypost.com/video/couple-claim-to-have-orgasmed-with-god-a-tree-and-a-thunderstorm/

Sex Toy Pop-Up Wants Women To Try Out Vibrators On The Street

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Flickr.com: torbakhopperAn NYC pop-up had a very titillating offer for women—an “orgasm makeover.” British brand Hot Octopuss put out a press release about its “masturbation pop-up,” which many thought was just a dirty joke. But when public booths called The Changing Room started going up around the city, everyone realized it was actually real.

Hot Octopuss previously set up booths for men to “relieve stress” during work hours, so now they’re focusing on women’s needs. The masturbation pop-up offers women tips from an “orgasm stylist,” and even lets them try out a fancy $150 vibrator called the Queen Bee in a private room. “The room will feature music, chosen by members of the Octopuss’ social network,” they say. Now that’s a good public service!

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Check out more about NYC’s masturbation pop-up for women: https://pagesix.com/2017/08/03/sex-toy-company-wants-women-to-try-out-150-vibrators-on-the-street/

7 Tweets Only People Who Have Licked A Butthole Will Understand

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accidentally-dirty-photos-11There are two types of people: those who eat ass and those who don’t. And if you do, you’ll find these tweets about rimming to be very relatable—and also hilarious. Here’s the best thoughts on tossing salad in 140-characters or less.

  1. “‘Omg McDonald’s is disgusting don’t you know what they make their chicken out of??’ Ma’am I’ve literally put my tongue in an asshole before.”Mmmm, finger-lickin’ good!
  2. “The president of 2045 is probably on Twitter right now tweeting about eating ass. Our country is in good hands.” Agreed!
  3. “I eat ass so I can safely confirm this tweet: ‘Eating cake is way more fun when it jiggles.’” Tasty and true!
  4. “I really can’t imagine this generation as old ppl. 80 year olds reminiscing about trap music and eating ass.” Ah, yes—the best generation!
  5. “Tell a guy you wanna go eat at a vegan restaurant and they acting disgusted like they don’t eat ass for a late night snack.” Personal preferences…to each their own!
  6. “When you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the ass you’re going to eat later.” Gotta save room for dessert!
  7. “His momma: ‘My baby sure can eat!’Me: mmmhmm.” Your momma raised you well!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about eating ass: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/no-booty-flakes-for-me

7 Weird Sensations That Turn People On

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feet-1095408_1280There are some things that strangely just get you going. Whatever the reason, when you experience it, it instantly puts you in the mood. Here are some of the incredibly specific sensory experiences that real people admitted to getting turned on by.

  1. The sound of a heart beating
    “I literally want to fuck someone while a loud thumping heartbeat audio is playing in the background. I actually need to experience hearing heartbeats in order to orgasm.” Whatever vibe pattern turns you on!
  2. Feeling turbulence on an airplane
    “The vibrations from the turbulence feels amazing and so does the thrill from when the airplane is descending. It sounds crazy, but it’s a serious turn on for me.” Living dangerously can make a person want to get wild!
  3. Foot play
    “I really get in the mood when someone licks, bites, and sucks on my toes. Getting a pedicure literally turns me on and I won’t be able to stop thinking about having sex.” Foot fetish!
  4. Being tickled
    “It’s sort of like the overload of sensation you get right before you come.” Yup, there’s a fetish for that too!
  5. Ears being blown on
    “When someone blows into my ears, I immediately get horny. The sensation always sends tingles down my back and I can’t help but be in the mood.” Hot!
  6. Watching paint-mixing videos
    “The sounds and blending of the colors make me wet for a reason I don’t know how to explain.” Kinky!
  7. Feeling ears being cleaned with Q-tips
    “The relief that it brings me is an orgasmic experience and it actually makes me horny. I’ve masturbated after using a Q-tip many times.” It’s like a dildo—for your ears!

What turns you on? We can always tickle your fancy here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more strange sensory turn-ons: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonrosenberg/visual-and-auditory-things-that-turn-people-on