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Publix Bakery Censored ‘Summa Cum Laude’ On Cake

FacebookCake_znx8cqIt seems the grocery chain Publix wasn’t very excited about celebrating a graduating senior’s summa cum laude status. Students who graduate in the top 1-to 5-percent of their class are awarded the distinction summa cum laude, Latin for “with the highest distinction,” but apparently Publix didn’t get the memo. A mother of a graduating senior ordered a cake to celebrate her son’s academic achievement—only to find it was censored by the bakery.

“The Lakeland-based Publix edited out ‘cum’—in this context the Latin word for “with”—since it was deemed profane by its website’s algorithm,” reports Gaily Grind. The mother told The Washington Post that her son was “absolutely humiliated” by the error. Instead of the word “cum,” the cake had three dashes, the way a profane word would be edited when appearing in print. “It was unbelievable. I ordered the special graduation edition cake. I can’t believe I’m the first one to ever write ‘Summa Cum Laude’ on a cake,” she said.

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Check out more about a bakery censoring ‘summa cum laude’ on a graduate’s cake: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/05/22/publix-baker-censored-summa-cum-laude-cake-thought-cum-naughty-word/

Bondage Blacksmith Forges Kinky Fetish Gear

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixA blacksmith in the UK turned his business around by creating sex metal bondage gear to BDSM enthusiasts. He specializes in normal-looking household items with secret kinky attachments. One of his masterpieces is a £15,000 hang-forged bondage bed with a leather headboard, a hidden mirrored ceiling and a drop-down cabinet for sex toys.

Though he now earns thousands with his own line of bondage equipment called Hidden. In Plain Site, he started out by chance when a friend of a friend asked him to make a metal bondage chair for a couple who are into BDSM. Along with producing high-end products, much of his business is centered on making metal cuffs and collars, which are very popular with the BDSM community. He even makes “permanent cuffs,” which a customer must sign a waiver for before having them put on because once fitted, they cannot be removed before they’re cut off, and usually cost between £300 and £600.

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Check out more about the bondage blacksmith: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5637717/Struggling-blacksmith-creates-sexy-metal-bondage-gear.html

Meet Erika Lust, An Indie Feminist Porn Producer

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexy7Erika Lust is best known for making porn with high production value and a focus on women’s subjectivity, desire, and pleasure. She makes X-rated content in response to what she calls “mass-produced porn,” or the porn she says “fuckographers” churn out like McDonald’s hamburgers. She’s interested in depicting real female pleasure—which she doesn’t consider exclusively “porn for women”—while upholding “ethical” working conditions for adult entertainers.

Lust is best-known for her series XConfessions, which takes viewer-submitted fantasies—about everything from noisy next door neighbors to period sex with a vampire—and brings them to life in highly stylized cinematic shorts. The porn she makes includes girl-on-guy, lesbian, gay, group sex, kink and fetish play, BDSM, and nonbinary performers. The XConfessions website currently has 10,000 subscribers and a net monthly revenue of more than $120,000—not bad for an independent, feminist porn producer!

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Check out more about Erika Lust’s independent porn: https://jezebel.com/erika-lust-says-she-has-an-ethical-alternative-to-mass-1824090251

This Sex Robot Could Save Your Marriage

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotsA husband-and-wife team in Spain have invented a sex robot to help long-term couples improve their sex lives. The married couple of 16 years sells AI-equipped sex dolls for as much as $7,000 apiece, an invention they credit as saving their marriage. They wanted a solution for their out-of-sync libidos, and so they put their robotics expertise to work on Samantha, a sex robot capable of responding to pleasure.

Samantha can speak 6,000 different sentences and responds to sexual touch with moans and affirmative feedback. She knows when you’re fondling her breasts, penetrating her pussy, or even just touching her thighs or hands. She can also communicate with other robots in the house, like Alexa, who Samantha will instruct to put on sexy music when the mood is right.

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Check out more about a sex robot that saved a couple’s marriage: https://nypost.com/video/this-sex-robot-could-save-your-marriage/

This Hasidic Couple Have A Secret, Kinky Sex Life

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lovely_little_lanie4While James may look the part, don’t let the side curls and yarmulke fool you—he’s into kinky sex with strangers and his wife, Monica. By day, they are Hasidic Jews, but by night they pursue kinky sex as a swinging couple on Tinder. When it comes to monogamy or upholding the rules in their ultra-Orthodox religion, they are secret rebels—even though it would mean banishment from their families and faith if they were ever found out.

The couple were matched young and never had sex with anyone else, which is why they eventually decided they wanted to have extramarital sex and threesomes. They attend fetish parties, have uninhibited random sexual encounters (James is into S&M and public sex), enjoy being active on Tinder—all while risking their Hasidic community and their families. Even though they lead double lives, they want to share their story to inspire other kinky, Orthodox couples: “We hope to lead by example. By speaking out and breaking the taboo, we hope other Hasidic couples will do the same and feel less alone.”

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Check out more about a Hasidic couple’s secret, kinky sex life: https://nypost.com/2017/03/12/this-hasidic-couples-kinky-open-marriage-could-get-them-shunned-forever/

5 Balloon Fetish Secrets

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_balloon_fetishBalloon fetishists get off on balloons—literally. Whether they use them as sex toys or get sexually excited from them popping, the balloon fetish community is filled with naughty secrets. Here are 5 confessions from a real balloon fetishist (check out more below).

  1. The mere sight of balloons gets them hot.
    “There’s one thing that all balloon fetishists have in common: they love the sight of balloons,” says a balloon fetishist. Some get aroused by the sight, while others need more action: blowing them up, popping or fondling them.
  2. “Feeling the way the balloon is expanding and how the pressure is building and getting more intense makes me almost ache with pleasure.”
    Many fetishists get off on the feel of the latex against their skin, but some get aroused by the pressure of the balloon building before it pops. “I really flip if my husband holds an uninflated balloon against my vagina and then blows it up with his mouth.”
  3. B2P (blow to pop) and S2P (sit to pop) balloons are very popular.
    “The topic of popping balloons is highly controversial in the community. The poppers find it really great and can even climax from it. Some don’t even need to be actively involved, just watching it and the thought of the balloon popping is enough for them,” says the balloon fetishist.
  4. They use balloons as sex toys.
    Looners like to fuck on balloons because the building pressure of the balloon combined with the rubbing sensation is really really hot. “Our movements cause the balloon to pulsate and returns every thrust with even more strength. My favorite sex position is on the balloon, lying on my belly, taking it from behind,” she says.
  5. Looners don’t buy balloons at the supermarket.
    Despite fetishes still being taboo (boo!), looners would never buy their balloons from the supermarket. Supermarket balloons are too small and round to sustain horny looners, so they buy special, giant balloons from fetish sites like Balloons United.

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Check out more secrets of a balloon fetishist: https://www.buzzfeed.com/maximilianzender/secrets-from-a-balloon-fetishist

Be A Hero In The Bedroom With These ‘Avengers’ Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAs if the new Avengers movie wasn’t thrilling enough, now fans have something even more exciting to look forward to. An Australian sex toy company called Geeky Sex Toys is debuting a new line of Avengers-themed adult novelties in anticipation of Avengers: Infinity War. The company tweeted this teaser: “The time has come!! We are very excited to release out new team of superheroes into the hands of all your naughty nerds!!”

Daily Dot reports, “There’s a naughty version of Thor’s trusty hammer mjölnir, a golden ‘Infinity Fist’ toy, and even a replica of what the company thinks the Hulk’s anatomy looks like.” That’s right: giant green dildos, Captain America butt plugs, and so much more for fans to enjoy. Rest assured, these are not gag gifts (which is reflected in the price), but quality, body-safe sex toys for fans who actually want to get off with Thor’s hammer.

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Check out more about Avengers-themed sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/avengers-sex-toys-marvel/

Meet The Artist Who Embroiders Cum Shots

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_kinkdocumentaryArtist Emma Rose Laughlin is a fan of stitching doilies and handkerchiefs, but she isn’t interested in the typical dainty floral or heart patterns. In meticulous threaded detail, Laughlin depicts female porn stars with pearls of cum dripping down their faces. She names each piece after the porn performer featured in the work, which includes industry legends like Sasha Grey and Belladonna, and newcomers like Lexi Belle and Tori Black.

Laughlin explains that she’s always loved porn—and giving blow jobs—and finds her embroidered cum shots beautiful, feminist, and sexually empowering. She explains that some women view money shots and facials as degrading, but she says that for her “it’s pretty cool to make a partner orgasm and then bask in it.” She hopes depicting graphic sexual moments through embroidery will make cum shots more “gentle and acceptable.” She adds, “I want women to feel more open about being sexual and maybe not feel like it’s a bad thing.”

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Check out more about the artist who embroiders cum shots: https://jezebel.com/a-chat-about-empowerment-with-an-artist-who-embroiders-1825326401

Colombian Sex Workers Launch A Newspaper

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_financial_domination“Sex sells” is the slogan of a newspaper started by sex workers in Colombia. La Esquina, or “The Corner,” has been “flying off the shelves” since it first got started. It’s made by and for sex workers in Bogotá’s red light district, and is both distributed as a regular newspaper and laminated and plastered on the district’s walls for sex workers to read while they wait for clients.

“People think it is really cool,” staff member Lorena Daza told the Guardian. “I thought to myself, ‘Is anybody actually going to read this?’, but they do, and they like it.” The paper is funded by two local non-profits and is mostly produced by transgender sex workers who hope to “start a positive project in the neighborhood.” La Esquina covers a range of topics—everything from gossip and affordable recipes to hard-hitting features on trans issues. Right on, La Esquina!

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Check out more about Colombian sex workers launching a newspaper: https://jezebel.com/columbian-sex-workers-launch-a-newspaper-and-its-flying-1825467634

This Dominatrix Gets Off On Putting Men’s Dicks Under Lock and Key

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bdsm_chateauPenis cages are all the rage in the BDSM community, according to bondage professional Elise Graves. She really gets off on using various devices for restricting a man’s junk—from medieval-inspired chastity belts to modern penis cages that can only be opened with a lock and key. “For me…I typically like the idea of controlling a man’s kind of most prized possession,” she says.

“There is a cock cage, and there’s something called a ‘keyholder.’ A person cannot get out of their cage unless I choose to allow that,” she explains. Some of them are designed that even if a person could get a boner, there’s no way to relieve that. Graves explains that fetishists like the feeling of being owned, or the humiliation or punishment involved. For BDSM enthusiasts, as Grave says, “it’s a pretty versatile form of play.”

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Check out more about BDSM penis cages: https://nypost.com/video/this-babe-gets-off-putting-the-family-jewels-under-lock-and-key/