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Tiffany Haddish Has Some A+ Sex Ed Advice

If only every sex ed class could be taught by Tiffany Haddish… The “Night School” actress doled out some priceless sex advice for James Corden on the “The Late Late Show.” Because Tiffany Haddish plays a teacher in her new comedy “Night School,” Corden asked her what subject she would teach in real life.

After Haddish confidently answered “sex education,” Corden didn’t miss a beat, prompting her to give her Lesson No. 1. “Lesson No. 1 is good hygiene: good hygiene equals good sex,” she told Corden. “I would tell the women in my class you gotta take a bath once a week, you gotta drown it. Half a box of baking soda in there, you gotta get the PH right.” She adds, “And fellas, that’s not jock itch. You gotta soak the dog.”

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Check out more about Tiffany Haddish’s sex ed class: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tiffany-haddish-drown-vagina-james-corden_us_5baa262be4b0181540e06c81

Football Analyst Says Eagles Should Give Up Sex To Improve Their Season

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A football analyst has ruffled a few feathers with his bird-brained suggestion for the Philadelphia Eagles. On Fox 29, analyst and former player Garry Cobb said the athletes should stop having sex to help their struggling team. The Eagles analyst apparently believes the Super Bowl champs needed “drastic measures,” a “fast” if you will.

He clarified his position on giving up sex, saying: “It fogs up your mind.” The belief that sex undermines athletic performance hasn’t been supported by most scientific research on the topic. As one researcher said, “If sex is going to affect performance, it will be via a lack of sleep.” We can’t imagine the Philadelphia Eagles thinking a sex-fast could fly!

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Check out more about a football analyst advising the Eagles to abstain from sex: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sports-analyst-philadelphia-eagles-abstain-sex_us_5bbccf5ae4b0876edaa274c0

Playboy Who ‘Slept With 6,000 Women’ Dies While Having Sex

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A legendary Italian playboy—who in his prime was said to have fucked 200 women in a “successful” summer— has died doing what he did best: loving women. Maurizio Zanfanti, dubbed the Romeo of Rimini, claimed to have slept with more than 6,000 women, before suffering a fatal heart attack while in the act. Local media said it was the way the man once called “Italy’s most successful lover” would have wanted to go.

The mayor of Rimini said Italy had lost “a legend of the night.” Zanfanti’s exploits became so famous that some of his lovers erected a wax statue of him in a Swedish town. He claimed to have once seduced a French journalist who was interviewing him. Before he died while fucking a 23-year-old tourist in the back of his car, he had officially announced his retirement, saying in a final interview: “At 59, I’m getting too old for it.”

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Check out more about the Italian playboy who died while having sex: https://nypost.com/2018/09/28/playboy-who-slept-with-6000-women-dies-while-having-sex/

The Shocking Sex Fantasy Americans Have

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When it comes to sex, Americans want to be shocked—literally. A new survey from the Sex Expo asked 500 people over 18 about their kinks and fantasies, and it turns out that 26 percent of respondents said they’d like to try electronic stimulation. Electric stimulation is a new trend that delivers electrical shocks through sex toys.

Not surprisingly, 20 percent expressed interest in an already popular sex act, pegging, or when the female is the insertive partner by wearing a strap-on. When it comes to secret fetishes, “cake sitting” is everyone’s favorite new kink. One “cake-sitter” who sensually smears frosting and cake crumbs all over her body, explained why the fetish is gaining steam: “[It’s] hot, funny and disturbing all at the same time.” Let them eat, er, sit on cake!

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Check out more about sex fantasies Americans have: https://nypost.com/2018/09/24/the-shocking-sex-fantasy-americans-have/

Gay Man Forced To Run Home Naked After Clothes Stolen During Outdoor Hookup

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Here’s a good reason to be weary of getting it on outside: you might lose your shirt. Literally. Police are cautioning sexual thrill-seekers after a naked man was seen running through the streets in London. Apparently, all his clothes and possessions had been stolen during a failed outdoor hookup.

“The victim, who had met another man in a bar, says he removed his suit and underwear, wallet, phone and keys on a towpath near Canal Street before the thief grabbed his belongings and fled the scene,” reports Gaily Grind. The police were notified when a passerby saw the man running naked through the streets in a populated area. “This isn’t about blaming the victim, it’s a reminder to be aware of your surroundings and thinking about putting yourself in an obviously vulnerable position,” said the police. When hooking up goes wrong…

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Check out more about a man running home naked after his clothes were stolen during a hookup: https://thegailygrind.com/2015/06/05/gay-man-forced-to-run-home-naked-after-clothes-stolen-during-outdoor-hookup/

These Are The Most Sex-Crazed States In America

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Size doesn’t matter when it comes to hooking up, according to a new study. The study looked at search data of hookup terms, and as it turns out, the smallest state in America is also the thirstiest for sex. Rhode Island came in first place for the most “sex-crazed” state, followed by Maine, Michigan, New Hampshire and Massachusetts.

Meanwhile, Mississippi ranked last when it came to using Google for help to hook up, preceded by Louisiana, Alaska, West Virginia and Oklahoma. As for major cities, Denver scoured the internet the most for sex, followed by Seattle and Washington, DC. But sexperts were skeptical of the study’s findings: “It’s possible that they search more often or for multiple terms and perhaps they don’t find what they’re looking for right away.”

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Check out more about the most sex-crazed states in America: https://nypost.com/2018/09/25/these-are-the-most-sex-crazed-states-in-america/

Three-Breasted Models Strut Down The Runway At Milan Fashion Week

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More is more when it comes to fashion in Milan—literally. An Italian streetwear line called God Can’t Destroy Streetwear ― also known as GCDS ― put on a show to remember at Milan Fashion Week, after sending models down the runway with three breasts (all prosthetic). The cropped neon GCDS shirts with black bands barely covered the models’, ahem, triplets.

The models sported nylon bras which clearly featured their three breasts and fully erect nipples. The brand’s creative director said, “Three breasts is not only a ‘Total Recall’ homage but also a political statement, in a moment where culture and art need more feeding than ever, three breast might be useful.” But three-breasts aren’t even the craziest thing that’s walked the runway: at the Kaimin show at New York Fashion Week, models sported “vagina mohawks.” God bless fashion—and nudity!

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Check out more about three-breasted models walking the Milan runway: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/models-three-breasts-fashion-week_us_5ba9205be4b0181540df769c

Stormy Daniels Gets Candid About Sex With Trump In New Tell-All

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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to fuck Donald Trump, you can find out in Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all. The porn star spares no detail in her forthcoming book Full Disclosure, in which she writes candidly about her alleged affair with Trump. Daniels says it “may have been the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.

The NY Post reports, “In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is ‘smaller than average,’ but ‘not freakishly small.’” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She also describes how she laid there, annoyed, “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” We have only one thing to say about Trump in the bedroom: you’re fired!

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all: https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

Mexican City Tells Police To Ignore Sex In Public

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One Mexican city is taking all the risk out of getting frisky in public. Mexico’s second-largest city, Guadalajara, has made it harder to police sex in public, including places like parks, alleys, entertainment venues and cars. Police have been instructed to look the other way if they see public sex acts, unless they’ve received a specific complaint from a third party.

Under the modification to the Policing and Good Government Code passed in August, police officers can now only intervene in public sex or detain a couple with a citizens’ request. City lawmakers believe that “it would discourage police corruption, refocus officers on more serious offenses and not lead to any increase in lewd behavior.” Many couples have complained about corrupt police unfairly demanding bribes for tame sexual behavior. Naughty cops!

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Check out more about Guadalajara telling police to ignore public sex: https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/mexican-city-tells-police-to-ignore-most-sex-in-public/

Kristen Stewart Gets ‘Vulgar’ About Sex

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Kristen Stewart believes sex in film should be a lot raunchier. That’s why she’s doing her part to make sex—and dirty talk during sex—much more explicit. When discussing her budding screenwriting career, Stewart said, “My favorite line in this movie I’m currently writing is, ‘I thought about Sienna Torres and her shoving her hand into my wide-open cunt, about as wide as a mouth saying motherfucker.’”

She explained, “There’s nothing dirty about it, but I’m definitely going to be vulgar, and I’m definitely going to be completely unabashedly open about the fact that we’re entirely sexual beings.” Stewart hopes that by shucking PG-13 language, she’ll be able to more accurately portray what female sexuality is really like. “It’s like we’re scared of using certain words,” she said, adding that her goal as a filmmaker is to honestly portray “how we fuck each other.”

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Check out more about Kristen Stewart getting X-rated in her scripts: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/kristen-stewart-gets-vulgar-about-sex