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Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

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The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

Minister Champions Sex Benefits Of Cycling

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Sometimes good advice comes in the unlikeliest places—like when a minister gives sex tips, for example. It’s true: a minister in the UK is championing the sex benefits that come from regularly riding a bicycle. He points to a Harvard study which shows men who cycle have the sexual prowess of those five years younger.

He tweeted, “Harvard argues men aged over 50 who cycle for at least three hours a week have a 30% lower risk of impotence.” He also spoke before parliament, saying “It’s better for your sex life … yes, much better for your sex life.” As the minister says, “this is something that should be deeply encouraged.” Preach!

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Check out more about the minister preaching the sex benefits of cycling: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-6411127/Minister-champions-sex-life-benefits-cycling.html

Tess Holiday: ‘Fat Folks Have Bomb Sex’

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Tess Holiday keeps it real about big beautiful women (BBW) who love good sex. The body-positive model recently took her sex-positive message to the Busy Tonight late night show. “I think it’s important to tell people that fat folks have bomb sex,” she told host Busy Philipps.

“Like, we need sexy lingerie … we need options; like, I want to feel sexy, I want to be sexy, whether I’m having sex or not, if it’s just for me in like my home or if I want to go out and show it. The world just wants to cover up marginalized bodies, and I’m not here for it.” Holiday has also given her 2 million social media followers some important information: “Fat people have sex. A lot of it. And it’s really fucking good. That’s all.” Bless you, Tess Holiday, and your healthy appetite for fucking!

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Check out more about Tess Holiday talking about how fat folks love to get freaky:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tess-holliday-fat-folks-bomb-sex_us_5bedbc5ce4b0dbb7ea68b7bd

George R.R. Martin Reveals There Will Be Westeros ‘Erotica’ In New Book

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George R.R. Martin just created even more excitement for Game of Thrones fans. If you were eager for the new book before, your mouth will water when you hear this. In addition to dragons and bloody battles, Martin has revealed that in his new GoT novel, Fire and Blood, there will be “Westeros erotica.”

During a recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert asked the historical-fantasy author how he would deviate from Tolkien, saying “Part of the critique of Tolkien is that there’s no sex in Tolkien.” Martin responded with “We do have, in Fire and Blood — you know it’s written by an Archmaester going back to primary sources — and there’s one particular incident where he has to, somewhat reluctantly, consult a book called ‘A Caution for Young Girls’ — which is basically erotica from Westeros.” He added, “That’s one reason I’ve really diverged from Tolkien… because there is no porn in Middle Earth.”

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Check out more about George R.R. Martin talking about Westeros porn in his new novel: https://mashable.com/video/george-r-r-martin-westeros-erotica-colbert/#AC8fWq_3HPqh

The Beto Sex Tweet

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A tweet that’s spread like wildfire puts into perspective what really matters in the 2020 election: Beto O’Rourke’s ability to make you cum. It seems in the wake of his impressive run against Ted Cruz, people are wondering simultaneously if he’ll run for president and how he is in bed. One woman answered what everyone was thinking with a single tweet.

“Ojeda and Avenatti as candidates are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you’re making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be done. O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.” The tweet blew up after Will and Grace star Debra Messing re-tweeted, apparently agreeing that sex with Beto would involve dom-sub play and muscle spasms. In response to the attention, the woman who made the Beto Sex Tweet locked her Twitter account less than 24 hours after it was posted.

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Check out more about the Beto Sex Tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/beto-sex-tweet/

Celebrate The End Of ‘No Nut November’ With These Raw Deals On Porn

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We have a great idea for ending No Nut November with a bang: porn! Almost every major porn site is offering subscription savings for the holidays. Forget about your usual shopping list, and get you some good XXX instead!

Major porn site like Brazzers and Pornhub are offering competitive rates for one-year subscriptions, but there’s a lot of niche porn sites that are worth checking out, too. Blacked.com, which focuses on adult entertainment featuring black men and white women, is updated multiple times a month and offers subscribers a lifetime’s worth of high-quality porn. There’s also Hentai Pros for anime-style porn, gay porn sites like Men.com, and even VR Cosplay porn sites like Cosplay X. Porn is what the holidays are really about!

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Check out more raw deals on porn subscriptions: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/black-friday-porn-deals/

Dominatrix Leads Kinky Yoga Class

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A dominatrix has combined her love of yoga and BDSM by leading kinky yoga classes. Mistress Anna incorporates spanking, flogging, clamps, masks and bondage into her adults-only yoga sessions to allow kinksters to exercise their bodies and their fetishes. “I could see there was a niche of like-minded people looking to be fit who might find a regular yoga or gym class a tad boring, but if they could practice in their kinky avatar, they were more motivated,” Anna said.

She explained, “I was convinced that yoga could help them hold and enjoy their BDSM better as both require being present and involve a meditative type of state.” Participants bring their fetish gear with them to class, and practice yoga and BDSM in latex, cross-dressing clothes, or even in the nude. Anna leads the class as a dominatrix: “They listen to me and must follow my instructions. When people dress up they are their alter ego, other persona or avatar. They get into a meditative zone which helps them focus and drop into their subspace.”

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Check out more about kinky yoga: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6352885/Dominatrix-hosts-yoga-classes-kinky-twist-open-minded-adults.html

Woman Who Had Sex With 20 Ghosts Is Now Engaged To A Spirit

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A woman who prefers sex with ghosts is now happily engaged to one. She’s had supernatural affairs with at least 20 spirits, and is now planning on marrying a sexy apparition she met on vacation. “I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind. Then one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived,” she said.

She explained she finds orgasms way more satisfying with spirit lovers. She also said that she was so excited about getting engaged that she had sex with her ghost fiance on the plane ride home. “I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it,” she said. “So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.” Till death do you part!

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Check out more about a woman who has sex with ghosts: https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/woman-who-had-sex-with-20-ghosts-is-now-engaged-to-a-spirit/

Hugh Hefner Had His “Personal Stash” Destroyed

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Hugh Hefner, the figurehead of Playboy Magazine, died in 2017. But that doesn’t mean we’ll have access to any of his… umm, personal stash of raunchy material. According to The Daily Mirror, the nudie-mag magnate had all of his private tapes, pictures, and even personal notes from famous people thrown out at some point in the 1990s. That treasure trove of “intimate memorabilia” was discarded because much of the material was not just from the various photo shoots of Playboys past, but of famous people that had partied (or more) with him.

According to the source that spoke to The Sun, “Hugh explained that he didn’t want anyone’s lives, marriages or careers to be destroyed by what he had in his library,” consisting of pictures, 8mm and cinefilm videotape, and even audio recordings. So what did he do? From the same source, he had the entire collection dumped into the ocean in a concrete-lined coffin. If any of the stuff survived the dive, imagine being the lucky diver that finds THAT treasure trove!

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Check out more about Hefner’s alleged stash: mirror.co.uk/…/hugh-hefners-strange-request-treasure-13636417

Nude Fetish Model Dreams Of Being World’s Heaviest Woman

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Fetish model Lilith the Cenobite has put on 304 pounds in just three years in hopes of becoming the world’s heaviest woman in the Guinness Book of World Records. After being diagnosed with terminal hepatic encephalopathy, she discovered the feedism community and began gaining weight to not only make history but also to fulfill a sexual fetish. Lilith will only eat when a feeder feeds or provides her with food—and she’s quickly gone from 112 pounds to her current weight of 416 pounds.

“Given that I only eat if and when someone chooses to feed me, my weight is entirely at the whim of the feedism community. Hopefully, I get fed enough to reach my goal.” She says fans see her as a goddess, and are helping her to break the current record for the heaviest living woman. “As a web model and video star, many of my fans watch because they like the fact I keep growing,” she said. “A lot more people are into BBW — Big Beautiful Women — and SSBBW — Super-Sized Big Beautiful Women — than you think.”

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Check out more about the fetish model who wants to be the world’s heaviest woman: https://nypost.com/2018/11/01/nude-model-dreams-of-being-the-worlds-heaviest-woman/