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There’s Now An ‘Apex Legends’ Porn Parody

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Grab your joysticks, because the hot new Apex Legends porn parody is finally here. Ass Sex Legends is described by the creators as “an anal homage to the smash hit video game.” Instead of a Battle Royale, viewers are in for a hilarious and hot “Butt-le Royale” and one of the most “ass-tonishing” porn parodies to date from the adult film site WoodRocket.

Ass Sex Legends is directed by Missy Martinez and Holly G. Myers and features Charlotte Sartre and Isiah Maxwell. It follows in the nerdy, NSFW footsteps of such video game porn parodies as Fortnut and Legend of Zildo. The sexy spoof can be streamed for free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.

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Rugby Sex Tape Scandal

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A new sex tape in which a man performs oral sex on a woman while asking her “how good is rugby league?” is circulating online. The sex tape comes amid reports that NRL players’ sex tapes are being regularly leaked. In the video, the man gives the woman head while filming himself, asking “Is that good? How good is that? How good is rugby league?”

Two other players have also been caught up in a sex tape scandal after a video allegedly showing the players having sex with a woman circulated online. And three videos showing Queensland forward Dylan Napa having sex with a woman also emerged online. Under new rules, any players caught in videos filmed from March 2019 will be suspended.

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Check out more about the latest rugby sex tape scandal: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6779313/How-good-rugby-league-Bizarre-new-sex-tape-emerges.htm

Adam Rippon Had A Backpack With ‘Thousands’ Of Condoms At Olympics

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Figure skater Adam Rippon was prepared for the Olympics in more way than one. LGBTQ-hero Rippon—who became a breakout star after winning bronze in the 2018 PyeongChang Games—told a naughty anecdote on Al Roker’s show. He said he had heard stories in the media about Olympians going through countless condoms in the Olympic Village, so when he got to his dorm and didn’t find any, he was disappointed.

Rippon said that it was only when he went to a medical center for a routine drug test that he spotted a stockpile. He told Roker that staff told him those were the only condoms available, and he said, “I walked over with my backpack, and I dumped maybe 2,000 condoms into my backpack.” Rippon knows how to really winat the big games!

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Check out more about Adam Rippon stockpiling condoms in his backpack at the Olympics: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/13/adam-rippon-had-a-backpack-with-thousands-of-condoms-at-olympics/?_ga=2.241619585.2058348873.1552700188-508620096.1543975535

Firefighters Called To Put Out Blaze Find Flaming Vibrator

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Firefighters were called to action after some very hot sex. Emergency services rushed to the scene to extinguish a burning sex toy that was on fire at the side of a road in Austria. Firefighters thought they were putting out a burning tire, but were stunned to discover the flaming object was actually a vibrator.

When firefighters scoured through the charred remains, they found a piece of paper promising women “a world full of sensual experiences that will enrich you and your life time and again.” The note read: “By choosing the Womanizer vibrator, you are not only guaranteed orgasms that are beyond comparison, but also an entirely new lust for pleasure.” It is unclear whether the sex toy caught fire after malfunctioning or if someone intentionally set it on fire, but one thing’s for sure: that sex was smokin’!

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Check out more about firefighters putting out a flaming vibrator: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6852471/Hot-sex-Firefighters-called-blaze-flaming-vibrator.html

Marijuana Really Does Give Women Better Orgasms, Study Finds

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A new study backs up what women pot smokers have long ago discovered: smoking marijuana increases sexual pleasure. According to a study that analyzed reports from hundreds of women, marijuana use prior to sex doubles the chances of having a more satisfying orgasm. Researchers explain this is because in addition to lowing sexual inhibitions, “marijuana is also known to heighten sensations such as touch, smell, sight, taste, and hearing.”

The researchers added, “Most women reported increases in sex drive, improvement in orgasm, decrease in pain, but no change in lubrication.” These differences translate to 2.13 higher odds of reporting “satisfactory orgasms” for women who smoke pot. The team concluded in the study published in the journal Sexual Medicine, “Marijuana appears to improve satisfaction with orgasm.”

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Check out more about a study proving pot makes sex better for women: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6814633/Marijuana-really-DOES-women-better-orgasms-new-study-finds.html

Tumblr Loses Almost A Third Of Its Users After Banning Porn

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Not surprisingly, tumblr suffered a massive blow (no pun intended) to its site after banning porn. It seems porn was the lifeblood of Tumblr, and since the site decided to ban all adult content, its users have mostly all left. Traffic fell from 521 million monthly page views to 151 million fewer page views, or a 29 percent drop after the ban.

Google Trends also shows a steady decline in interest in Tumblr — at the highest point over the last 90 days, Google ranked Tumblr at 100, or the “peak popularity for the term” on the day Tumblr’s porn ban went into effect. But now, Google listed interest in Tumblr at only 34. It seems users that used tumblr for porn have switched over to Twitter: as one Twitter user said, “the minute tumblr banned porn is the minute they signed over a million people to twitter and I’m the proof.”

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Check out more about how tumblr has lost almost a third of its users after banning porn: https://mashable.com/article/tumblr-lost-a-third-of-its-users-after-porn-ban/#N1aswpEeDaqf

NYPD’s Body Cam Accidentally Recorded Cops In Illicit Sex Act

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An NYPD officer accidentally captured a lot more than she would’ve liked on her body cam. She inadvertently recorded herself performing oral sex on her boss in a squad car. Police are looking into the alleged encounter between the female officer and her male sergeant during a recent midnight shift in Brooklyn.

It’s thought the camera switched on when the officer tucked the device inside her vest. As the exchange took place, audio of them talking about the sex act was also captured, sources told The New York Post. Meanwhile, the “bad cops” are still working as the investigation is carried out.

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Check out more about a cop’s body cam recording herself giving head to her sergeant: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6806097/NYPD-cops-body-camera-inadvertently-recorded-performing-sex-act-boss.html

Woman Taken To The Hospital After Passing Out While ‘Nearing Orgasm’

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A woman was rushed to the hospital after losing consciousness while receiving oral sex. The 44-year-old passed out as she was nearing orgasm. CT scans later revealed that the woman actually had a stroke. According to doctors, this is not that uncommon.

In the report, the doctors acknowledged that sexual activity has been “well-described” as a cause of blood vessels bursting because it increases blood pressure. “Older studies with [artery] monitoring during coitus demonstrate that during sexual activity blood pressure, as well as heart rate, is very [liable to change], with particular rises during orgasm,” they wrote. When cumming goes wrong…

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Check out more about a woman taken to the hospital after passing out during oral sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6798871/Woman-44-STROKE-nearing-orgasm-partner-performing-oral-sex.html

7 Remote-Controlled Sex Toys

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Sometimes you just want to lay back and let your partner take control. These remote-controlled sex toys are perfect for letting someone else take the lead on just how much pleasure to give, and when. These sex toys prove you don’t need to be hands on to get off.

Lovehoney Rabbit Rocker 10 Function Vibrating Cock Ring
With this sleek vibrator, you can just slip it on and let pleasure do the rest.
Odeco USB Rechargeable Wireless Remote Control Vibrating Bullet Egg
This is the perfect couple’s toy to keep your bedroom game buzzing!
We-Vibe Unite Remote Control Rechargeable Clitoral And G-Spot Vibrator
This two-in-one sex toy is sure to take your fuck fests to the next level.
Desire Luxury Rechargeable Remote Control Panty Vibrator
This naughty little toy goes right into a pair of panties, allowing you or someone else to control the vibrations whenever or wherever!
Realistic Dildo With Remote Control
This remote-controllable dildo will make solo fucking that much more fun.
Paloqueth Male Vibrating Prostate Massager With Wireless Remote Control
Give your body what it really wants with this luxurious prostate massager.
Desire Luxury Rechargeable Butterfly Hands-Free Vibrator
This sexy device uses a harness to strap on a vibrator for hands-free clit action!

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VR Cosplay X Offers A Wild VR Porn Experience

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VR Cosplay X is a VR hardcore porn site that features full movies with cosplay roleplaying. If you’ve ever wanted to see your favorite Marvel or video game characters star in porn, VR Cosplay X lets you do that and be in the room. Each of the 110 scenes features a different pop culture character, with a new video every week to keep you thoroughly entertained.

The scenes have impressive costumes and attention to detail, and feature everything you might find at a convention. Even the scenery in each video helps immerse viewers: from recreating the picturesque landscapes of the desert planets in Star Wars to a Viking hut. But best of all, the scenes can get pretty weird—if you’ve ever fantasied about Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz fucking the Tin Man, or the toys from Toy Story getting it on, you can find it on VR Cosplay X.

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