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7 Best/Worst Lines From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author’s New Erotic Book

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SexyvictoriaX02Author of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book—and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page “orgasm opus” is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer. Here are the best/worst lines from the book:

  1. “She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister — an intriguing combination.”
  2. “She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”
  3. “She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting dick.”
  4. “She’s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.”
  5. ‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun. ‘Can I have another shoot?’”
  6. “Fuck. A. Duck.”
  7. “Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”

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Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/fifty-shades-of-grey-author-e-l-james-unveils-new-book-the-mister/

Man Sues His Parents For Throwing Out His Massive Porn Collection

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Image Source: Pixland via Getty Images A man is suing his parents for $86,000 for throwing out his porn collection allegedly worth $29,000. The son had a falling out with his parents and was asked to leave their home, but when he went to collect his things, he says he noticed the valuable porn collection was missing. He says the collection containing more than 12 moving boxes full of movies and two boxes of sex toys had been destroyed.

According to court documents, his dad admitted to trashing his porn collection, saying in an email “Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health.” His dad also alleges his son was kicked out of high school and college for selling porn to other students, adding in court documents: “I also warned you at that time if I ever found pornography in my house again, I would destroy it.” The porn collector sent the court over 44 emails listing movies he says were destroyed—but prosecutors refused to press charges.

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Check out more about a man suing his parents for destroying his porn collection: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6921465/Michigan-man-sues-parents-throwing-massive-porn-collection-worth-29-000.html

Twitter Has A Lot To Say About This Oddly Sexual Chicken Cooking Video

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vaginaanatomyThe internet may be a little too into a chicken prep cooking video that’s been making the rounds on Twitter. The video entitled “Cordon bleu deluxe” shows a very enthusiastic chef using an, ahem, unusual method for the chicken breast. As one Twitter user pointed out, “why did he finger the chicken like that….”

Another user added, “Weirdly, this is how I like to get my pussy ready before I go out on the town.” Others inevitably agreed the chicken was rather pussy-like: “I took a double take cause I thought the chicken was a Fleshlight at first.” Surprisingly, some were offended by both the erotic nature of the video and the chef’s apparent under-seasoning of the dish: “This is the most sexually unseasoned chicken video that I ever watched. I am ashamed.”

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Check out more about an oddly sexual chicken prep video: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chicken-prep-video-twitter/

Kristin Cavallari Reveals Inventive Way Her Husband Unclogged Her Milk Ducts

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freethenipWho says you can’t have a hot sex life after having kids? According to Kristin Cavallari, it just requires a little perseverance and imagination. The former star of The Hill stalked about her resourceful sex life post-kids on her new reality show on E!

In a recent promo for an upcoming episode, Cavallari tells her dinner companions that she had “Major clogged ducts. Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.” While this might sound like a fetish thing, it seems the couple simply found a fun way to get the job done. These two give new meaning to the phrase, “Got Milk?”

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Check out more about Kristin Cavallari saying her husband unclogged her milk ducts by “sucking harder than he’s ever sucked”: https://jezebel.com/kristin-cavallari-says-jay-cutler-unclogged-her-milk-du-1833986228

Hospital Plays Porn In Waiting Area

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Image Source: Flickr.com |me and the sysopA hospital in China is under scrutiny after showing patients a bit too much entertainment in the waiting room. Shocked patients had to flee the room after X-rated footage appeared on a TV screen while waiting to see their dentists. The “accidental” incident was shown in a video filmed by an eyewitness who can be heard saying, “I am in Chang’an Hospital. What are they playing in broad daylight? It’s too much.”

The spokesperson said officers had checked the relevant equipment, including the TV set and Wi-Fi devices, but were yet to find the culprit. Porn is strictly illegal in China, and people who produce, re-produce, publish, sell or spread pornographic content can be sentenced up to life imprisonment. Earlier this year, a 28-year-old man in the Chinese city of Wuhan was arrested after intentionally hacking into a restaurant’s Wi-Fi system and broadcasting explicit content on TV screens.

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Check out more about a hospital playing porn in the waiting room: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6915633/Hospital-accidentally-plays-porn-waiting-lounge-shocked-adults-children.html

Cincinnati Couple Charged With Having Sex On 150-Foot SkyStar Wheel

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: pjuniorA horny couple couldn’t contain their excitement at a tourist attraction in Cincinnati. They were arrested for having sex in public at the city’s SkyStar Wheel in front of shocked crowds of people. According to court documents, the frisky pair fucked in front of the 150-foot observation wheel.

The couple “engaged in sexual intercourse in the open in front of children and adults,” the report states. The SkyStar Wheel has 36 enclosed and climate-controlled gondolas, each holding up to six passengers, with rides lasting 12 minutes. It seems they took the idea of “riding” the wheel a little too far…

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Check out more about a couple having sex on a 150-foot SkyStar Wheel: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6865865/Cincinnati-couple-charged-having-sex-150-foot-SkyStar-Wheel.html

Inside The Latest Kinky Hollywood Sex Club

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PinkPussyPaige03Kinky Rabbit Club is the newest VIP sex party in Hollywood where by the end of the night there are “orgies everywhere.” The creative director calls Kinky Rabbit a “lifestyle club with erotic theater” and says that couples and single ladies are welcome—after being screened first. She says, “Each event is different and guests are transported into a different world where they come and explore their fantasies.”

Kinky Rabbit Club has had different themes at their events, including Romeo and Juliet and outer space. After the 200 or so guests arrive, the sex show begins during which the performers will try to get the guests involved. After that things heat up fast and guests soon disappear to one of the bedrooms where they have sex in front of other people. “At the end of the event it’s crazy, everywhere you look it’s orgies everywhere, the love is everywhere,” said the club’s director.

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Check out more about Kinky Rabbit Club: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6804327/Inside-look-latest-VIP-sex-club-Hollywood-orgies-everywhere.html

Gwyneth Paltrow Now Sells Bondage Gear

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BDSM has officially gone mainstream with Goop’s latest endorsement. That’s right, Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand is going 50 Shades of Goop. The website wants to help its readers live out their dom-sub fantasies by selling exorbitantly-priced lingerie that are “what BDSM fantasies are made of.” Pieces include a nude leather bra ($312), matching leather thong ($318) and black studded flogger ($240).

The bra and underwear set are handmade in England out of saddle leather and feature “orgasmic O-ring detailing” that make them “prepped for full speed ahead.” The whip, meanwhile, is “perfect for play” and features a studded handle and 16 leather tails. According to the site: “The edgy studs, while aesthetically pleasing, serve a functional purpose — making it extra comfortable to grip. So, you might imagine it’s pleasing in other ways too.”

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Check out more about Goop selling bondage gear: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/22/gwyneth-paltrow-now-selling-leather-lingerie-for-bondage-lovers/

Woman Taken To Hospital For Allergic Reaction After Swallowing Cum

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zA woman is literally allergic to her partner’s cum. She was taken to the hospital for an allergic reaction after performing oral sex on him and swallowing. Doctors suspected she suffered from anaphylactic shock, but couldn’t understand how that could happen from performing fellatio.

Doctors ruled out a rare semen allergy and soon discovered that her partner had taken amoxicillin-clavulanic acid – a form of penicillin – to treat an ear infection. As a result, the doctors suspected the woman’s anaphylaxis was caused by “seminal transfer of amoxicillin.” Doctors, who believe the case to be the first of its kind ever recorded, have now urged anyone with drug allergies to “be aware” of the potential risk from oral sex.

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Check out more about a woman who had an allergic reaction after swallowing cum: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6795525/Woman-31-goes-anaphylactic-shock-swallowing-partners-SEMEN.html

Dominatrix Who Spent $15k On BDSM Dungeon Is Being Forced Out Of NYC Apartment

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Image Source: Sinthetics on Twitter

A dominatrix who spent $15,000 creating a BDSM dungeon in her home claims she is being harassed by disapproving neighbors. She turned two floors of her Brooklyn townhouse into a “BDSM parlour.” Though the dungeon has a strictly ‘no sex’ policy and is simply about being kinky and having fun, her neighbors aren’t happy about having kinksters in the neighborhood.

The dominatrix explains, “We primarily teach men and women about BDSM and how to better understand their lovers and themselves, but we’re being labelled as perverts for that.” The dungeon contains a number of items including a throne, a crucifix and “hundreds of sex toys.” She says, “I just wish the members of this community would come along to see what we do instead of leaving threatening notes on our door and yelling at my customers, forcing us to cancel workshops.”

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Check out more about a dominatrix being forced out of her apartment because of prude neighbors: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6808869/Dominatrix-spends-15-000-turning-apartment-BDSM-dungeon.html