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Chinese Billionaire Urges Employees To Have ‘Sex Marathons’

China’s richest man urged his newlywed staff to have “sex marathons.” Jack Ma, boss of online marketplace Alibaba (basically, Chinese Amazon), made the raunchy statement at a mass wedding of 102 couples at his company’s headquarters. He also told his employees to engage in sexual acts six times in six days — adding “duration is key.”

He said: “At work, we emphasize the spirit of 996 [where workers put in 12-hour shifts from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week]. In life, we should follow 669.” He added in his advice to the newlyweds: “What is 669? Six days, six times, with duration being the key.” As the officiant at the ceremony, the online tycoon also urged the new couples to procreate, calling children a better investment than property.

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Check out more about Jack Ma urging his employees to have sex marathons: https://nypost.com/2019/05/14/jack-ma-urges-newlyweds-to-have-sex-marathons-at-mass-ceremony/

This Adaptable Vibrator Can Bend To Your Pleasure

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Crescendo is the new body-adapting vibrator designed to get you off. The incredibly versatile design lets users explore their bodies and figure out exactly what makes them cum. The Crescendo differs from other adult toys because users can bend it into nearly any shape they want, making it a great toy for solo as well as partner play.

“This toy can do what a lot of other toys can’t,” the toy’s maker says. “It’s firm yet malleable, so users are able to customize it to their individual needs.” Using six powerful motors, the Crescendo can be bent into a “clip” shape which is ideal for nipple stimulation, an elongated “U” shape for dual clitoral and G-spot stimulation, or slightly bent to a finger shape that’s ideal for prostate play. Like most other smart devices, the Crescendo connects via Bluetooth to the free MysteryVibe app, which can be used to control the vibrator from up to 10 meters away—doubling the fun during partner play!

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Check out more about a body-adapting vibrator: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/mysteryvibe-crescendo-vibrator/

Couple Shoots Porn While Driving Tesla Hands-Free

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Tesla is trending on Pornhub thanks to a very naughty new video. The X-rated video shows a male driver picking up adult actress Taylor Jackson in his Tesla—then the two fucking while the car’s on autopilot. More than 5 million viewers have watched the video, leading Taylor Jackson to tweet “Holy shit, I made Tesla the #1 search on Pornhub.”

A screenshot that Pornhub posted to Instagram last week also garnered more than 160,000 likes, showing the two getting it on in the driver’s seat. Pornhub tweeted, “Reporting you to Elon for not having two hands on the wheel with autopilot enabled.” The Tesla guide explicitly outlines that the cars are not self-driving—but it does not, however, explicitly express regulations for or against fucking while using the feature.

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Check out more about an X-rated video in a self-driving Tesla: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/tesla-auto-pilot-porn-pornhub/

The Internet Wants To Fuck The Night King From ‘Game of Thrones’

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There are a lot of people on the internet who want the Night King from Game of Thrones to, ahem, march his army south of their wall. One tweet set the internet ablaze with horny posts from eager Night King fans: “guys, hear me out……the Night King can get. it.” Somebody else responded with, “Ever heard of temperature play??? It’s called BDSM, sweetie — look it up. Ice me, Night Daddy.”

Others pointed out just how fuck-able the evil character really is: “Say what you like about The Night King, but that is one SEXY WALK#GameofThrones.” Another fan tweeted, “Ultimately the Night King was undone by his refusal to cover up his sexy midriff.” But one thirsty Night King tweet sums up all the internet’s horniness: “My relationship status is I thought the Night King was hot #GameOfThrones”

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Check out more about the internet wanting to fuck the Night King from GoT: https://mashable.com/article/game-of-thrones-night-king-sexy/

Couple Caught Having Sex Outside Florida Police Station

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One couple in Florida needed to “get a room”…in jail! The horny pair were caught having drunken sex right outside a Florida police station. According to reports, they were “actively engaging in sexual intercourse” when officers found them just steps outside their head quarters in Key West.

“I’m horny,” the man told cops, according to the police report. “She was giving it up to me right then and there.” Officers found the man with his “shorts down around his ankles” and his female companion wearing no pants or underwear, with a half-empty bottle of vodka beside them. “I asked both parties what they were doing,” an officer said. “It was a Key West moment.”

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Check out more about a couple having sex outside a police station in Florida: https://nypost.com/2019/05/05/couple-caught-having-sex-outside-florida-police-station/

Celebrities Who Get Freaky With Feet

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Madonna shocked fans recently with her music video, which featured not only Maluma, but also a kinky scene involving his feet. In the video clip, Madonna is shown eagerly licking Maluma’s toes. While Madonna is known to be provocative, she’s far from the only celeb with a foot fetish.

Nicki Minaj
One of the rapper’s racier social media posts includes her boyfriend kissing her feet while the two luxuriate in a hot tub.
Quentin Tarantino
The director might be the most famous foot fetishist in the business. He’s known for a passionate love his leading lady’s feet, on and off set.
Britney Spears
The sexy musician told an interviewer that her favorite seduction is “for a guy to kiss my feet.”
Ludacris
Ludacris told “Today” that, “I definitely love girls with beautiful feet, I have a foot fetish.”
Jack Black
“I do have a bit of a foot fetish, yes,” The comedian told Playboy. “I find myself staring at feet. I like a heel. If she’s wearing clogs, that does something for me. Flip-flops. Sandals. Bare feet are the best.”
Tommy Lee
Apparently, the rock star has a thing for sexy blondes and nice feet. He divulged, “My mother was Miss Greece in 1957. She’s gorgeous and she’s got beautiful toes. That’s one of the reasons I have a foot fetish today.”

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Check out more about celebs with foot fetishes: https://pagesix.com/2019/04/26/celebrities-who-get-freaky-with-feet/slide-8/

Excited Fans Throw Lingerie At Tom Jones On Stage

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Sex bomb legend, Tom Jones, proves he can still spark fan hysteria at age 78. The music legend was left stunned after a delighted fan hurled their bra onto the stage during his new tour. Jones joked, “You threw your bra? Well you’re not going to get any support from me.”

Many excited fans also couldn’t resist removing their lingerie to wave about, with several others hurling their bras and panties onto the stage. Fans couldn’t hide their love for the iconic showman, displaying sexy lingerie on top of an umbrella. Various naughty undergarments were strewn across the stage by end of the concert. What’s New Pussycat, indeed!

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Check out more about fans throwing lingerie at Tom Jones during a concert: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6990987/Tom-Jones-78-proves-hes-sex-bomb-one-excited-fan-hurls-BRA-stage.html

Dax Shepard Talks About Having Sex With Jell-O On Late Night

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Dax Shepard outdid himself on Jimmy Kimmel when he told the story of the time he had sex with a bowl of Jell-O. Apparently, he was inspired by a movie called Real Genius that had Jell-O sex, so he went to the nearest drugstore and bought five boxes. He said, “This is going to be awesome, I’m gonna want to do this multiple times.”

“I’ve never made Jell-O,” he added. “I’m getting horny just having the boxes.” He was so excited that he didn’t even take it upstairs: “In the kitchen, I enter the Jell-O.” Unfortunately, his fantasy didn’t hold up—literally. “Within six seconds, I’m just sloshing around Kool-Aid. It just completely disintegrates.” Dax Shepard just took a love of Jell-O to the next level…

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Check out more about Dax Shepard’s experience with Jell-O sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/dax-shepard-had-sex-with-jello-and-its-wild

7 Best/Worst Lines From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author’s New Erotic Book

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Author of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book—and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page “orgasm opus” is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer. Here are the best/worst lines from the book:

“She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister — an intriguing combination.”
“She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”
“She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting dick.”
“She’s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.”
‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun. ‘Can I have another shoot?’”
“Fuck. A. Duck.”
“Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”

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Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/fifty-shades-of-grey-author-e-l-james-unveils-new-book-the-mister/

Man Sues His Parents For Throwing Out His Massive Porn Collection

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A man is suing his parents for $86,000 for throwing out his porn collection allegedly worth $29,000. The son had a falling out with his parents and was asked to leave their home, but when he went to collect his things, he says he noticed the valuable porn collection was missing. He says the collection containing more than 12 moving boxes full of movies and two boxes of sex toys had been destroyed.

According to court documents, his dad admitted to trashing his porn collection, saying in an email “Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health.” His dad also alleges his son was kicked out of high school and college for selling porn to other students, adding in court documents: “I also warned you at that time if I ever found pornography in my house again, I would destroy it.” The porn collector sent the court over 44 emails listing movies he says were destroyed—but prosecutors refused to press charges.

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Check out more about a man suing his parents for destroying his porn collection: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6921465/Michigan-man-sues-parents-throwing-massive-porn-collection-worth-29-000.html