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Kink Offers BDSM Backgrounds For Kinksters

Get ready for your virtual orgy! Porn site Kink is letting you video chat from their most recognizable sets. Designers at Kink created backdrops of their Hogtied room, Ultimate Surrender wrestling ring, padded cell, bondage wall, and a bank of urinals — just to name a few.

There are a dozen in total, all SFW offerings with NSFW backstories should you decide to use one for a conference call. “Now that our shelter-in-place order has been extended, we want to help everyone have a little kinky fun,” said Kink.com. “Kink’s always helped people live out their fantasies — and we need that now more than ever.”

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Check out more about Kink’s Zoom backgrounds: https://mashable.com/article/sex-zoom-backgrounds-kink-bdsm/

Doctors Give Lockdown Sex Tips With Household Items

Even though social distancing is in place, people are still as horny as ever. If anything, thirsty folks have simply become more creative with getting off while stuck at home. Online searches for homemade sex toys have swelled since society has closed its doors—and doctors say, that’s not a problem!

According to new research, there were over 23,000 Google searches for homemade sex toys across UK cities last month. A doctor explains, “The safest sex is masturbation, period. And since the beginning of time, people have used things around the house to self-stimulate.”  She adds some of the most common objects used are cucumbers, electric toothbrushes and candles, and advises safety first when converting household objects into orgasm makers: “We all have our slideshows of things that have been retrieved in the ER that people couldn’t extract, saying, ‘I can’t get my zucchini out.’ That would be bad.”

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Check out more about doctors’ endorsing homemade sex toys: https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/lockdown-sex-with-household-items-doesnt-have-to-be-dangerous-doctors/

New Yorkers Are Seeking Quarantine Fuck-Mates On Craigslist

It seems Craigslist is the new QuaranTinder. New Yorkers aren’t letting the pandemic get in the way of getting action—responsibly, of course. City dwellers are now seeking live-in lovers instead of flings on Craigslist.

One person in Queens is looking for a roomate-with-benefits: “Would love to connect with someone, gather some food, necessities and hide together, we can get to know each other, have some fun while doing it.” In Bushwick, a “young good looking guy” is seeking “a little quarantine service,” and specifies, “Prefer Latino men, open to attractive.” In another post, a 63-year-old man is looking for “Westchester/Bronx only” women to quarantine with him. Love in the Time of Corona…

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Check out more about New Yorkers seeking live-in lovers on Craigslist: https://nypost.com/2020/03/17/new-yorkers-are-seeking-quarantine-lovers-on-craigslist/

Couple Caught Having Sex A Stone’s Throw Away From Buckingham Palace

A couple found an interesting way to keep the spark in their sex life alive during quarantine—taking the action outside! The horny pair were caught not just flouting London’s coronavirus lockdown, but doing it (no pun intended) just yards away from Buckingham Palace. The unknown man and woman were seen having sex in London’s St James’s Park, which is only meters from historic Birdcage Walk.

An anonymous cyclist filmed the X-rated incident as shocked onlookers walked past in broad daylight. The cyclist said, “The Queen would have been outraged—they were at it like rabbits in the shadow of Buckingham Palace.” The cyclist continued: “Families and joggers went past as they went at it but they didn’t give a damn who saw them.” After several minutes of fucking, the frisky couple were eventually spoken to by two officers on horseback, who reminded them about the government’s social distancing measures before sending them home.

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Check out more about a couple going at it in front of Buckingham Palace: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8212857/Couple-caught-having-sex-St-Jamess-Park-yards-Buckingham-Palace.html

8 Songs That People Were Shocked To Realize Are Actually Very Dirty

Everyone’s had that moment where they realize the song they thought was innocent is actually very, very naughty. Whether it’s a pop song that gets played to death on the radio, or a song you’ve finally listened to the lyrics, we’ve all been guilty of suddenly understanding what “I’m not that innocent” really means. Here are the songs people were shocked to learn are actually X-rated.

  1. “3” by Britney Spears – “Merrier the more, triple fun that way, Twister on the floor, what do you say?”
    Yup, this “fun” song is pretty much about a girl begging her boyfriend for a threesome.
  2. “Macarena” by Los Del Rio – “Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his friends were so fine.”
    The girl in the song had a threesome with her boyfriend’s two friends—but as children, we all danced to it.
  3. “London Bridge” by Fergie – “How come every time you come around, my London, London Bridge wanna go down.”
    It turns out “London Bridge” is a sex position!
  4. Rock the Boat” by Aaliyah – “Boy you gotta stroke before drifting me deeper.”
    Dirty!
  5. “No Diggity” by Blackstreet – “I like the way you work it, No diggity, I got to bag it up.”
    Yes, they are talking about putting on a condom!
  6. “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilera – “I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.” But we all thought she was a squeaky clean teen!
  7. “Digital Get Down” by N’SYNC – As a surprised fan said, “I was in my early 20s when I realized it was about cybersex. I just thought it was saying maybe sexy things through voicemail and phone calls.”
  8. “California Girls” by Katy Perry – “Sun-kissed skin, so hot we’ll melt your popsicle.”
    Hot hot hot!

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Check out more seemingly innocent songs that are actually very naughty: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/18-songs-that-people-didnt-realise-are-actually-pretty-dirty

A Sex Robot Saved This Couple’s Marriage

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A couple who shelled out $7,000 for a computerized, artificial-intelligence sex doll claim to have fallen madly in love with the robot, who they say saved their marriage. When the couple’s polyamorous relationship fell apart, they decided a sex doll would be the perfect “sexual surrogate” that could “be banged, cleaned and packed away.” But after getting the sex doll, they developed strong feelings: “Calling Camila a sex doll is like calling a computer a calculator,” the wife says. “She is so much more than just something to have sex with, although she can bend in many ways and that’s, of course, something we enjoy. 

“If it was just a doll to have sex with, we could have spent much less than $7,000,” she adds. The wife explains that her husband is not just pleased with the sex doll’s physical capabilities, but also her emotional ones. The husband feels the sex doll really “gets” him, which makes sense considering he custom-designed her personality and pre-loaded it before delivery. Based on his specs, the sex doll can change moods, initiate sexual intercourse when she is “in the mood” and can spout hundreds of programmed words in a soft Scottish accent.

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Check out more about a sex doll that saved a couple’s marriage: https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/couple-has-real-feelings-for-7k-sex-robot-that-saved-their-marriage/

New Dating Show Features Horny People Who Can’t Have Sex

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Netflix’s new reality series Too Hot to Handle has a different approach to hot people living together on an island—they can’t have sex. The show says, “Too Hot To Handle puts to the test whether these hot singletons can find emotional connection…without the sex.” Yes, you read that right: these hotties who’ve never gone more than a handful of days without having sex must live under the same roof without getting it on!

They also can’t kiss, “heavy pet,” or even masturbate. If the house remains abstinent for their stay, they all split $100,000. But every sexual infraction committed by a couple—or even solo sex— results in them all losing money from their collective pot. We’re not taking that bet!

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Check out more about a dating show that won’t let horny people fuck: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ehisosifo1/too-hot-to-handle-nextflix-new-dating-series

Sex Club Hosts Digital Orgy With 100 Horny Masked Members

Infamous sex club Killing Kittens isn’t letting the coronavirus lockdown from getting in the way of its orgies. The exclusive group is hosting its first-ever digital orgy on Zoom, complete with burlesque and fire dancers. 100 masked members on 55 separate computers will be in attendance for all the naughty virtual shenanigans.

“It’s a two-hour virtual house party,” Killing Kittens founder and “sex entrepreneur” says. “Obviously, there’s not an actual orgy in place, but it’s adult, there will be a lot of nakedness and lingerie on display and people challenging each other to do certain things with each other.” The virtual aspect is especially appealing to the voyeurs in the group, who are thrilled by the new experience to watch. “We will amuse people at home, plus they will have the opportunity to see other people and chat and have that kind of party experience in their own house and the community experience,” the founder says.

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Check out more about Killing Kittens’ digital orgy: https://nypost.com/2020/03/27/sex-club-hosts-digital-orgy-on-zoom-with-100-horny-masked-members/

Dr. Ruth Has Some Good Cyber Sex Advice

Dr. Ruth has good sex advice for singles wanting company during the coronavirus lockdown. “Make sure you do something that is pleasurable and if you are alone, make sure that you decide when this is over you are going to find a partner,” the iconic sex therapist says. She suggests when it comes to using the internet to get off, it’s best to turn to “fantasy” privately instead of having online cyber sex with video. But, “if you do feel sexual, by all means bring yourself to sexual satisfaction,” Dr. Ruth wisely says.

She also says “bravo!” to the NY Department of Health who released guidelines last week, “for being so forthcoming and explicit that even I was surprised that they are talking not only about kissing but about some very explicit sexual provisions.” She says she was pleasantly surprised to read about “rimming” in the guidelines: “It shows us that things have progressed, that we are willing to speak about these things.” The NY DOH also suggested limiting the number of sexual partners and washing hands and sex toys for at least 20 seconds after sex.

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Check out more about Dr. Ruth’s advice for having safe cyber sex: https://pagesix.com/2020/03/26/dr-ruth-warns-quarantined-singles-should-be-careful-with-cyber-sex/?_ga=2.41554338.1439512273.1585968977-654912625.1556249361

NYC Health Department Gets Graphic In Coronavirus Sex Memo

The Department of Health issued detailed guidelines on ways to stay COVID-19-free when folks are feeling frisky amid the coronavirus pandemic. First and foremost: self love is the best — and least dangerous — kind of love. “Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after,” the memo reads.

“The next safest partner is someone you live with,” the agency added. “Having close contact– including sex — with a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19.” Health officials also cautioned against group sex and hook-ups with online sex partners, and instead suggested “video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you.”

Feeling frisky but want to stay healthy? Virtual sex is the safest sex, and that’s what NiteFlirt is for!

Check out more about NYC’s Health Department issuing a sex memo amidst the coronavirus: https://nypost.com/2020/03/21/nyc-health-department-gets-graphic-in-coronavirus-sex-memo/