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NEWS: A Blowjob A Day Will Keep The Gag Reflex Away!

Ok, I’ve heard it all now! Dr. J. Peter Zeggara, a Sacramento based doctor had an interesting mouthful of suggestions for an unnamed female patient.

This anonymous patient was discussing her angst with Dr. Zeggara about getting an upper gastrointestinal endoscopy, her fears stemming from a ‘very reactive gag reflex.’ Dr Zeggara eased her nerves about the procedure by telling her (in front of her husband); “She should be practicing twice a week on her husband by giving him (oral sex) to address her gagging reflex.” I’m sure after the appointment the husband gave the doc a happy high five!

For anyone unfamiliar with a gastrointestinal endoscopy, the procedure calls for the tip of an endoscope to be inserted into your mouth and moved down through your esophagus and stomach, you get the idea! So even if you’re not an avid deep throater this has to be uncomfortable. As you may have guessed a medical doctor proposing fellatio to a patient might be considered inappropriate.

According to Cassandra Hockenson, with the California Medical Board, Zegarra was really out of line:

“This constituted unprofessional conduct, and so this is a message that this probably wasn’t appropriate. A more appropriate response should have come with regards to dealing with her gag reflex issues.”

Do you think Dr. Zeggara overstepped his boundaries with his honky tonk remedies?

NEWS: Does Your Phone Plan Include Unlimited Sexting?

Don’t let us ladies fool ya, we aren’t has demure as you think! J Harlequin, the sensual romance novel publisher conducted a survey with women that revealed 43% of women engage in dirty talk over text.  Scandalous, but not shocking.

Within that 43% an astonishing two-thirds stated they would only send risqué texts while in an exclusive relationship, and 35% said they just need a few dates before they’re ready to pony up and move from text to sext! From personal experience I’d usually only get filthy with a serious partner but there is always an exception to the rule, trust and respect between two people will allow for some cock shots and boobie pics fo sho!

Let’s be honest getting caught sending a nudie isn’t the end of the world, every other week a celebrity is caught tweeting or taking a buck naked selfie and their stardom is usually taken to another height because of it.  I’m not encouraging sexting but use your head (the one on your shoulders), and have genuine trust in the receiving end.

 

 

Happy Friday!

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NEWS: Would You Sign On The Dotted Line For Lover?

How amazing is it to enter a relationship and have constant mind blowing sex, everywhere, and still crave more!? This is usually the case for the beginning of courtships, and it fucking rocks!

Unfortunately after a few months some couples experience a fuck rut, a period of time when one or both partners is less than amped to mess up the sheets, for whatever idiotic reason.  It’s an awkward phase to say the least and I’m sure the majority of couples have experienced it.  This is where a sex contract should come into play! Evidently sex contracts are all the rage according to The Daily Mail:

“Attorneys say that more and more married and unmarried couples are signing relationship contracts that detail how often they will have sex.

The so-called ‘lifestyle clauses’ can include how often the couple is intimate, how they spend their leisure time and spell out what defines cheating, among other things.”

I can understand how folks would think this is the most unromantic route to take but I actually believe being legally bound to slob the knob once a week or muff dive on Mondays would motivate spouses and lovers, and be a reminder that being pleased is important!

I think Dave Chapelle was on to something : https://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/jwmvxd/chappelle-s-show-love-contract

NEWS: No Funny Business On Linkedin!

These days Linkedin is just as popular as facebook and twitter. Linkedin allows peeps to market themselves, and connect with potential business acquaintances. It seems everyone has an account: consultants, the unemployed, the employed, stay at home moms, aspiring actors, etc. However, Linkedin does prohibit prostitutes from using their services. Hmm…I think that hookers would help the network, they’d definitely all have 500+ connections!

The network recently declared a new privacy policy and user agreement that prevents members from creating “profiles or providing content from promoting escort services or prostitution.” Brothel owner Dennis Hof has a bone to pick with Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman, he feels the new rule is unjust and lacks distinction.

Dennis Hof owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Mound House, Nevada where prostitution is legal. Sounds like a lovely establishment. Hof spoke to the Huffington Post and says he finds the policy pretty hypocritical considering it doesn’t effect porn stars, and according to Hof, a high percentage of them do escorting for extra moolah on the side. Hof goes on to state, “The FBI says anyone who takes money for sex is a prostitute.”

Hof has full intentions of grabbing the attention of Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman with his frustrations towards the policy change. “Weiner is a funny name for a guy trying to stop sex,” Hof added. Well played, Hof!

NEWS: Condoms Uniquely Designed For The Booty!

Origami Condoms had the brilliant idea of creating a condom specifically for anal sex, the new product is called RAI (Receptive Anal Intercourse).   Origami Condoms state they are the first to develop a back door lover’s rubber.

It is worn internally by the receiving male/female partner, the penetrating partner does not need to wear a condom, so you can achieve the closest thing to riding bare back. Origami’s intentions are to provide both sexual partners with an optimal experiencing by enhancing safety and satisfaction. Sounds like a win-win for all! The condom has yet to be approved by the FDA but Oragami has high hopes for a 2015 release.  For more details read here.

Are You Ready for a Thorough Bottom Blistering?

By Uptown Girl

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Hello boys, this is Sharon. Are you craving a thorough bottom blistering of a spanking? Oh I just know you are! Nothing gets that cock hard like me having you bend over my knee or the bed and having me raise my arm back and swat you over and over. Would you rather I use my bare hand? Maybe the back of a wooden hairbrush handle? The really bad boys of course get the doubled over leather belt. Or perhaps a paddle made just for smacking bad boys across the ass. I think that may be the ticket for you!

I am usually the one administering the spankings, and trust me no one spanks harder than I do, but I am also what they call a switch. So if YOU are feeling dominant, I just may be the one bending over your knee. You’d be surprised just how wet a good spanking from the right man can get me. Would you like me to be your good girl? Bending over and raising my skirt for you? If you are the right Master, I may just do it. And of course I know you will kiss my ass cheeks once you are done, won’t you, Sir?

Call me now for your spanking today, Sharon is waiting…

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NEWS: Why Your First Date Should be Shag Free!

We’ve all heard that ‘going all the way’ on the first date can be detrimental to a potential flourishing relationship, but the majority of people these days have a YOLO mentality. People want to go for the gold straight out of the gates. You know how it goes, awkward dinner, too many drinks, sloppy fast sex! Sounds appetizing right!?

Relationship Expert Dr Wendy Walsh strongly advises against the first night coitus. According to her, having sex on the first date can really fuck things up. I have to agree that the anticipation for the first time mounting can be exciting, and allow for emotional bonding in the meantime. Everyone can vouch that sexual tension that is built up from resisting temptation is almost like foreplay.

Dr. Wendy Walsh offers up 9 solid reasons why you should stay PG during the beginning of a courtship on the Huffington Post.

Submissive Boredom and Finding the “One”

By CindyBell

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One of the things I hear from a lot of Submissive callers is that they are bored/unhappy with their current Mistress, or that they haven’t found the “One” that really clicks all their buttons. Most often I get an email that reads like this “will you dominate me?”. Perhaps I want to, but I need more information than that. Everyone’s definition of Domination is not the same. I need to know what YOU want to experience and I will let you know if that fits my style of Femdom.
The same goes for other terms like humiliation, slave, etc… Your level of humiliation might be completely different than my last caller, so please be specific with your requests and instructions. I want to make the call something you will remember, but I will not alter my hard rules, or go against Niteflirt rules.

There are lots of ways to entertain your Submissive brain; you just have to have a little creative imagination, or a really good Mistress with one! I like to experiment with just how far I can push your buttons in your daily life. Not just when you’re horny and aching for my attention. I want you to think of me all day, every day, to crave for my acceptance of your existence. There are lots of ways to begin this process of course, depending on the type of Submissive you are.

This is a 7 day task that is not just about being a Sissy or Slave or Humiliation junkie (but does include elements of all 3), but is about giving up control of some pretty basic daily functions that will increase your awareness of the 24/7 presence of your Mistress Cindy. I call it “7 days of Service” (click below).

NEWS: A Poke on Facebook trumps Pokin’ in the bedroom!?

Quality of communication and relationships has been affected significantly in the last decade, I would go out on a limb and say for the worst in one most cases. Most people can’t sit through a dinner without tweeting, poking, or liking, which can be annoying as all hell. In a recent survey by Sachs Media Group, women between the ages of 18-34 revealed they’d rather have their smartphones than have sex. I wonder if these women were single? I’m single and I’d gladly toss my iphone for a steamy shag, those women should be ashamed.

On the flipside men in that demographic were 5x more likely to go without their smartphone if it meant a shot at some tail, however men were reluctant when asked if they would give up booze for their smartphones. Pussy conquers all!

Social media and cyber communication is everywhere, people sleep by their phones, tweeting pre and post porkin’! Another survey showed that 36 percent of peeps under the age of 35 checked their social media accounts immediately following sex, and that men are twice as likely to tweet after sex as their female sex mates, #ijustlaidpipe and #makemeasandwichnow could be a few of the hastags that follow their tweets. In the same study, researchers discovered that iphone users were 3x more likely than blackberry users to get their social media fix post intercourse. How ya like dem apples!?

NEWS: TLC For The Clitoris All Week Long!

Well Hallelujah its International Clitoris Awareness Week! Paying homage to the Holy Grail of the female orgasm, which started yesterday May 6th, and runs until May 12th. It makes senses to celebrate the mysterious female sex organ this month considering May also is the month to recognize masturbating!

Clitoraid is a group dedicated to helping victims of female genital mutilation around the globe. The compassionate group decided to turn their efforts towards raising awareness about the clit so people can get cozy with the word, and understand how magical it really is.

Nadine Gary, Clitoraid’s spokesperson explained, “We’ve noticed that the clitoris has not gotten its spot in the limelight. It makes people feel uncomfortable,” she told The Huffington Post. “For this week, we don’t want to focus on genital mutilation.”

Gary said that the clitoris has sat the bench since the 19th century, clitoris orgasms have been deemed “immature” when compared to a vaginal orgasm. SHA RIGHT, if a guy knows how to click the mouse, all is right in the world! “The clitoris doesn’t have a reproductive function so it can be minimized,” Gary said. “It’s up to eight inches long — same as a penis — but it’s inside.” 8 inches, I had no idea…there is a lot to learn! Happy clitter week!