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8 Amazing Pornhub Comments

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Yes, there are comments on Pornhub. And as you might imagine, they are hilarious. Really, you just need to see these for yourself (check out more below).

  1. “I’m starting to think this isn’t YouTube.”
    Very perceptive!
  2. “I don’t understand. I see a PS4 with God of War in the background, how is it possible that they have time for fucking?”
    One of life’s great mysteries…
  3. “Really!!! The censored version of the song! ON PORN! Wtf lol.”
    Ironic.
  4. “Hello. I made account on here just to say that he’s made the worst eggs I’ve ever seen. Couldn’t concentrate after I saw that abomination.”
    Lost their appetite…then their boner.
  5. “They didn’t even turn off the shower. What a waste of water. Can’t fap to this.”
    Maybe this user should check out “mother nature porn”?
  6. “You can hear a car horn honk at 3:37 so I don’t think this girl is a real flight attendant….”
    Uh, Captain, we have a problem here.
  7. “Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried washing your dishes as soon as you’re done using them so they don’t pile up?”
    Umm….?
  8. “Ppl are nicer on porn comment threads than on Facebook Imao.”
    It’s because everyone is very relaxed.

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Check out more Pornhub comments: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/pornhub-comments

‘Times of London’ Becomes Butt Of Twitter Jokes For Its Sex Euphemism

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Fucking has been given many cutesy euphemisms—“nookie” or “knocking boots,” for example—but none are as cringe-worthy as the one in a new Times of London article. In a piece about why watching television is killing couples’ sex lives, a British columnist referred to sex as “sweeping the special chimney.” No, we’re not joking. And as you might expect, Twitter responded in kind.

One hilarious tweet said, “this study is now irrelevant because the phrase ‘sweep the special chimney’ has single-handedly ensured i will never fuck again.” Another Twitter user responded with: “Sweep the special chimney; Load the magic washing machine; Scrub the mystic kettle; Clean the sensual oven; Mop the lovely hallway.” This proves Brits should never try a new word for sexy times ever again.

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Check out more about Times of London’s very unsexy sex euphemism: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/times-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney/

Stormy Daniels Judges Amateur Stripping Contest ‘Porn Idol’

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Stormy Daniels recently made a surprise appearance at a UK strip club to judge an amateur stripper contest. The infamous porn star surprised everyone when she popped in at London club G-A-Y to score contestants in the “Porn Idol” competition. She sat next to a fellow judge and drag artist who was dressed as Lady Liberty, complete with a sign that read, “Trump Fucked Me Too.”

Before she arrived, G-A-Y owner Jeremy Joseph hinted at the adult entertainer’s appearance. “The only clue I’m allowed to give is it’s a G-A-Y weather warning, the clue is weather in the name, but it’s not sunny, it’s not a tornado, it’s not a hurricane, it’s…” he said. To everyone’s delight, Stormy Daniels was in the house—and honestly, who could be a better stripper judge than her?

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels judging a stripper contest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117729/Stormy-Daniels-judges-stripping-contest-Porn-Idol-London-Celebrity-Big-Brother-fallout.html

Nude Sleepers Have More Sex, Study Says

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white-1822497_640Here’s a good reason to sleep in the buff: you’ll have a better sex life. A new study found that almost two-thirds of millennials sleep naked, and those who do have better sex and a more satisfying rest. Those who slept nude also reported that they had more sex than those who don’t.

The survey reveals that men are more likely to sleep nude than women but more than half of the women who responded also said they like to sleep naked. Some of the respondents said that sleeping naked made them feel “more comfortable,” and twenty percent said their genitals felt “free and happy.” Time to get rid of those PJ’s!

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Check out more about a study that shows nude sleepers have better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6146629/65-millennials-bed-naked-sex-sleep-better-compared-wear-PJs.html

Porn Meme ‘Oh Fuck Yeah Spread It’ Takes Over Reddit

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What is it about screenshots of porn captions that work so well with jokey memes? The latest material comes from porn star Riley Reid for BLACKED.com in Petite Riley Reid Tries Huge Black Cock in Her Ass. At some point in the video, Reid says the line, “Oh fuck yeah, spread it,” and Reddit took over from there:

  1. When someone asks me if they should spread the idea of Communism: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  2. Anti-vaxxer parents when they see a popular 18th century disease that’s been nearly eradicated: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  3. When you hear unlikely rumors about the new kid in school: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  4. Jesus, telling his disciples what to do with the Word: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  5. When I see someone displaying positivity: Oh fuck yeah spread it.

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Check out more about the porn meme “Oh fuck yeah spread it”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/porn-meme-oh-fck-yeah-spread-it/

InfoWars Alex Jones Caught With Trans Porn On His Phone

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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been caught red-handed with trans porn, despite his transphobic broadcasts. The host behind InfoWars was hocking his “personal wellness” products on live TV, when he clicked on an open tab on his phone that revealed a page called “Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi…” The term “tbabe” is used in transgender porn, and the star that appears on Jones’ phone is believed to be Marissa Minx who is described as “Australia’s #1 Trans Companion/XXXAdult Model.”

While Jones hasn’t commented on the X-rated content on his phone, Minx said, “I think it’s great he’s watching my work. I had heard of InfoWars before… Hi Alex Jones! Happy to give you a free membership to my site, or maybe you could have me on your show for a discussion?” Jones has been kicked off YouTube, Facebook and Spotify for his anti-transgender and homophobic rants, and he also once compared drag queens to pedophiles. For a guy who claims “trannies” are going to hell, he sure has some ‘splaining to do…

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Check out more about Alex Jones getting caught with trans porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6107867/Infowars-Alex-Jones-caught-trans-porn-phone-bashing-transsexuals-pedophiles.html

Porn Stars Play ‘Never Have I Ever’

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readingIf you’ve ever wondered what porn stars haven’t done, this is your chance to find out. A new BuzzFeed video asks porn stars to play a naughty little game of “never have I ever” (watch below). To the question “never have I ever faked an orgasm,” not surprisingly, every one of the six adult performers said “I have.”

When asked “never have I ever gotten off to scenes I’m in,” almost all of them said “I have”: one confessed, “Definitely! All the time!” Tori Black even admitted that she often “needs to masturbate” when editing her scenes. Almost everyone admitted “I have” to the question “never have I ever lied about my job,” with one male adult performer saying he actually makes furniture on the side, so he just says “I work in wood. Technically, it’s not a lie.”

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Check out more about porn stars playing “never have I ever”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/watch/video/41399

‘Fifty Shades’ Penthouse Hits The Market For $11.5 Million

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SexyvictoriaX02You can now live out all your wildest BDSM fantasies inside Christian Grey’s penthouse from the Fifty Shades movie franchise—if you have $11.5 million, that is. The penthouse featured in EL James’ erotic novel and movies Fifty Shades of Grey has three-bedrooms, three-and-a-half baths, but unfortunately, no kinky red rooms. As fans know, Christian used his red room of pain to act out his hot fantasies, but in real life the Seattle penthouse doesn’t have any naughty hidden chambers.

The film stars Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele and Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, a BDSM-obsessed billionaire who falls in love with Ana, a shy college student. While you won’t find any sex dungeons, fans can still enact some of the racy scenes in many other rooms, including a private elevator, large walk-in closet, pool and spa. BDSM-billionaire or not, this pad is definitely hooked up!

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Check out more about the Fifty Shades penthouse up for sale: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6110625/Christian-Greys-Fifty-Shades-penthouse-hits-market-11million.html

‘Hurt Me’ Sex Memes Are Hilariously Painful

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feet-1095408_1280The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts—pain from too much laughter, that is. Kinksters who like to inflict pain during BDSM sessions will get a real kick out of the new “hurt me” meme. It turns out there’s a lot of different ways to “hurt” someone…

  1. Me during sex: hurt me
    Them: we are in august and you haven’t done anything right with your life in the whole year
    Me: what
    Them: what about all of that new year resolutions you were about to do this year??? Where are they??
    Me: stop
  2. Me: I want you to hurt me 😉
    Them: My Chemical Romance broke up
    Me: Wait-
    Them: 5 years ago
    Me: STOP!
  3. [during sex] me: hurt me
    her: sir this is a McDonald’s
    me: McHurt me
  4. Me: I want you to hurt me
    Her: You’ll never get to save the quarian ark
    Me: Wait
    Her: And it’s going to be years before there’s another Mass Effect or Dragon Age
    Me: Stop!

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Check out more “hurt me” memes: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/hurt-me-sex-memes/

Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

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17052634_81459f773e_z (1)Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to trick gun advocate Dan Roberts to “go for the groin” if ever faced with a terrorist attack. To demonstrate the tactic, he used a strap-on dildo, which he instructed Roberts to chomp down on. Hard.

In the now infamous video, Cohen stands above Roberts, with the huge prosthetic dick wagging around near Robert’s face. When Cohen yells “attack!”, Roberts, on his knees, lunges for the strap-on, taking it in his mouth with zeal. He then says—with a huge dick in his mouth—“my mouth is big enough for two of these!”

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Check out more about a pro-gun advocate taking a strap-on in his mouth: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tricked-with-a-sex-toy_us_5b71ba93e4b0c3710f82f0d3