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Pornhub Leprechaun Porn Rises 8,000% on St. Patrick’s Day

Based on last year’s statistics, Pornhub expected its viewers t0 to get lucky this past St. Patrick’s Day—with leprechaun porn! “Pornhub has reported that searches for ‘leprechaun’ porn rose by 8,142% compared to daily averages on March 17, 2015, and the number of people searching for St. Patrick’s Day-related porn went up by 6,000%,” reports Mashable. Pornhub also found the words “luck” and “lucky” dramatically increased on the notoriously rowdy holiday.

Popular searched terms also included “Irish creampie,” “Celtic,” “Irish anal,” and, even stranger, “Green panties.” According to Pornhub, Irish porn searches rise in the week leading up to St. Patty’s Day, and spike 3,000% on the holiday weekend. We guess these kinky viewers really want those horny leprechauns to help them find that pot of gold! Ah, the luck of the Irish!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s leprechaun porn 8,000% rise here: https://perezhilton.com/2016-03-17-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-porn-pornhub-statistics/?from=post#.VuzRoxIrKRs

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

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The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

Want to have a kinky experience yourself? As long as you don’t refer to your cock in the third person, we say, “All aboard!”

Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed or watch below:

7 Types of Sex Every Married Couple Has

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If you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).

The Saturday morning “we finally have a minute” sex
Hurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, “Breakfast can wait.”
The distracted-by-pets mating sex
Meow!
The “we had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound” sex
Woman on top of her husband asks: “Did you just fall asleep for a second?”
The holiday have-to
“Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.”
“Yup.”
And it’s never a bad idea!
The morning-breath, no-kissing sex
Sometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot!
The “we haven’t done it in a while so we should” obligatory romance
“It’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.”“Yup.”
The ol’ go-to routine
Otherwise known as the “we know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us” sex!

Looking to change things up? You know what they say—nothing like variety to add some spice!

Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article “11 Types Of Sex Married People Have”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/11-types-of-sex-married-people-have#.grwxq8bl9o

A Pair of Identical Twins Share Everything—Including a Guy

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Identical twins Lucy and Anna DeClinque are used to doing everything together. They work together, share the same clothes, talk alike and, yes, they even share a boyfriend! The pair is already kind of famous for the extensive plastic surgery they’ve undergone to look even more like each other. But when they recently appeared on an Australian talk show to discuss their unconventional relationship with one guy, the internet went nuts.

They explained that while they know sharing a guy may seem strange, they’re happy, he’s happy, and their family and friends accept the threesome. They all sleep together in an ultra-king sized bed, and yes, they all have sex together. “It just works,” explains the sisters. “He never favors one twin. If he kisses me, he’ll kiss my sister right after.” The boyfriend, a fraternal twin himself (and also one of the luckiest dudes alive!), understands the intense bond the sisters share—and he also probably doesn’t mind getting to fuck them both at the same time! We guess that kinky sitcom from the ’70s was right: “Three’s company too!”

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Check out a video of the twins discussing their shared sex life here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/15/identical-twins-share-boyfriend

Angry Landlady Tired of All the Sex Going On in Her Pub’s Parking Lot

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An English landlady is fed up with all the people getting it on in the parking lot of her pub. She says that people have sex there every night—and she’s the one who has to clean up every morning after the sexy shenanigans! She took her ire to Facebook recently, posting a picture of a “soiled” pair of men’s underwear that she found dumped outside her pub. “DOGGERS!!! It’s bad enough I have to endure the footage. But please do not leave your dirty underpants size XXXL on my grounds!!” she wrote.

She also threatened to upload footage of the naughty parking lot fuck-fests captured on her surveillance cameras. “Condoms, underwear, baby wipes. It’s disgusting, but we’re a family pub and I have two young children so it has to be cleaned up,” she told the Manchester Evening News. “One time I was going to pick my children up from school, it was 3:20 p.m., broad daylight, and there was a couple there,” she told the newspaper. “I knocked on the window and they just looked at me. Later that night they even came in for a meal.” Now that’s what we call your friendly neighborhood pub!

Feel like having some naughty fun yourself? We also love getting into sexy shenanigans every night!

Check out more about the angry landlady tired of all the sex in her pub’s parking lot here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rochdale-pub-sex-parking-lot_us_56d01277e4b0bf0dab31a9bb

Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump Are Getting Laid More Than Ladies Half Their Age

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Florence Henderson, 81, and Ivana Trump, 66, are doing mature ladies all over the world proud with the latest news about their sex lives. Henderson announced that she has multiple “friends with benefits,” and Trump said that she has “about three boyfriends.” In other words, these sexy, older women are friskier than ever and probably getting laid more than ladies half their age!

Recently, Henderson told the New York Post that having an active sex life is “very healthy for the heart.” She also talked about how mature women should go out there and get laid: “I think no matter how old you are—and I am pretty up there in terms of numbers—I think you should do whatever makes you happy. If you want to go out and have a romantic sexy affair, do it.” Ivana Trump is also an advocate of women-of-advanced-age getting theirs. In a recent magazine interview, she said that she would never remarry, choosing instead to have “companions.” She boasted, “I have about three boyfriends!” These hot older women are truly living the dream!

Feel like getting into something a little frisky? We all about doing whatever makes you happy!

Check out more about Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump getting laid all the time here: https://jezebel.com/florence-henderson-and-ivana-trump-are-getting-laid-mor-1758763964

5 Guys Share the Worst Sex Advice They’ll Never Take Again

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We’ve all heard guys dish out sex advice they swear is the key to getting ladies off. But what most of us don’t consider before heeding such seemingly helpful advice is the fact that what gives mind-blowing pleasure to one woman will often not be satisfying to another woman. Here are 5 confessions from guys who got some bad sex advice they’ll definitely never take again.

“If my dick was numb I’d last longer.”
This guy was told that if he numbed his dick, he’d be able to keep it up without any problems. It actually worked (he used a salve used to numb mouth pain), but his numb boner accidentally also numbed his girlfriend’s pussy, so they couldn’t even feel anything!
“Eye contact will make it more intense.”
He was told by an “emotional kind of guy” that maintaining eye contact during sex is sure to enhance the experience. But when he stared intently into a woman’s eyes as he fucked her, things got kinda awkward, and the lady he was with was mostly concentrating on avoiding his intense gaze.
“Use a doughnut during sex.”
This guy’s friend had successfully incorporated a donut into oral sex: “He put his penis through the hole and she gave him oral while eating it. Apparently, it went well for them. But when I tried it with my wife, powdered sugar got everywhere and things got sticky. I didn’t like having to wash my junk off before we had sex.”
“Stick a finger in her ass.”
A college friend promised that surprising a girl with a finger in the butt during doggy style will definitely make her pant, but when he tried it with a woman, she “shot across the bed and turned around, horrified.” The lesson here, guys: ask before you enter!
“Ask her dirty questions.”
When this guy’s friends told him that women love to be asked dirty questions during sex—things like ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’—he thought he’d take a stab at it himself. But when he asked his girl if she liked his dick mid-thrust, she only responded with confusion.

Want some sage sex advice? There’s no better way to become a pro than with plenty of practice!

Here’s more guys sharing the worst sex advice they’ve ever gotten: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/sex-advice-fails?slide=6

Women Try Female Condoms For the First Time

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For most women, the female condom is a mysterious and often scary form of contraception. It’s huge, has two rings at either ends, and can only be described as slimy. For this reason, Buzzfeed made a new video asking women to try the intimidating female condom for the first time. Here’s what they said (check out the hilarious video below).

When the women first opened the package, one remarked that it looked “like an elephant condom.” They also immediately noticed how well lubricated the female condom is: “very slimy.” Then, they tried inserting it, pinching the smaller end with the index fingers and sliding it inside. And as you can imagine, not all of the responses were positive: “it feels like a trash can bag inside of my pussy,” said one woman. Another woman had trouble with hers “popping back out.” Insertion hassles aside, what was sex like with a female condom? The reviews weren’t exactly glowing—“sort of felt like a Ziploc bag,” said one woman. A few said that the guys they were with liked it, but as one woman explained, most women probably wouldn’t be thrilled about using the female condom unless “you’re doing a double dick.”

In the mood to try something new? We can promise positive results here!

Check out the video of women trying female condoms for the first time here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/women-try-female-condoms-for-the-first-time#.tyYr1xG8WM

Men in Cuba Are Putting Pearls in Their Dicks To Become Better Lovers

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In the latest baffling sex trend, men in Cuba are surgically inserting pearls into their cocks to become better lovers. In Cuba, sexual prowess is everything, which is why men go to dangerous lengths to enhance themselves downstairs. The pearl, which is a tiny ball made of plastic, is slipped in under the skin of the penis through a small incision. According to Cuban myth, “women who feel the pearl go mad with pleasure.”

Unfortunately, the surgery is not often performed with proper sanitary measures, and many of the men become infected and need to have the pearl removed because of complications, such as tetanus, balanitis, and gangrene. But what’s even more shocking than the riskiness involved is the fact that the pearl doesn’t actually make sex more pleasurable for women. Dr. Almudena López, a sex therapist in Cuba, told Vice that “for it to really stimulate the clitoris, the pearl should be placed at the very base of the penis, which never happens. As for the G-spot, that’s something you can easily reach with a finger, but it’s much more complicated to reach directly with the penis.” We think it’s fair to say that these guys might consider giving the pearl to the sexy lady in their lives with a ring or necklace—instead of with their cocks!

Want to enhance your sex life the natural way? You don’t need pearls to make the ladies around here go mad with pleasure!

Check out more about “the pearl” here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/09/pearl-enhancements

Bisexual Women Discuss Whether Men or Women are Better in Bed

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In case you’ve ever wondered who bisexual women prefer in the bedroom—men or women—we’ve got good news for you. A new Youtube video asked bisexual women to discuss their sexual preferences with men and women, and their answers were pretty enlightening. Here’s what they said (check out the video below).

Women make better sex noises
Women are more “sexually expressive” in bed, while “guys kind of get that deep throat-y thing.”
You can always get the perfect cock size…with a dildo
But at the same time, it’s easier to fuck a guy: “when you’re gonna get it on, you don’t have to get all the equipment like lesbians do. You don’t have to be like, ‘hold on, gotta get the strap on.’ It’s easy, like wam bam!”
Women are better at fingering
“Women know how to finger-fuck WAY better than any guy!”
Women let men ask them out, but women have no problem asking other women out
“Guys are sort of intimidated by confident women. So you kind of take the back seat and let them approach you. But I feel like with females, I don’t have any problem approaching them at all.”
Both sexes are good at giving head
“I think both sexes are good in different ways.”

Looking to have an enlightening sexual experience yourself? Whatever your preference, we can promise you’ll get what you’re looking for here!

Check out the video of bisexual women discussing men and women in bed here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/28/aimee-bisexuals-decide-once-and-for-all-if-men-or-women-are-better-at-sex