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Naked Donald Trump Statue In a City Near You 

trump statueA statue of Donald Trump popped up in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Cleveland and Seattle last week, assaulting innocent bystanders with a frightening image: the Donald, totally in the nude. The 300 pound statue depicts an austere looking Trump (the artist used the word “constipated”) with veiny limbs, macaroni-like pubes, a tiny pink dick and, best of all, no balls. In fact, the plaque at Trump’s feet reads: “The emperor has no balls.

“The work is signed Indecline, the name of an anonymous anarchist street art collective whose past works include putting the names of black victims of police brutality on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,” reports the Huffington Post. The actual statues were constructed by an artist known for making monsters for haunted houses, who jumped at the chance to create the work: “Trump is just yet another monster, so it was absolutely in my wheelhouse to be able to create these monstrosities.” When asked why Indecline choose to make Trump without balls, they explained “We decided to depict Trump without his balls because we refuse to acknowledge that he is a man. He is a small arrogant child and thus, has nothing in the way of testicles.” One thing’s for sure, onlookers will never forget seeing a naked monster in their city!

Looking for a little entertainment yourself? We’ll have you wailing… but not in terror!

Check out more about the nude Donald Trump statue here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-donald-trump-sculpture-indecline_us_57b5d9d0e4b034dc73260c94

Man Who’s Slept With 400 People Refuses To Be Slut Shamed 

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSDylan Jones is a gay man with what one might call a very indulgent appetite for sex. He’s slept with 400 people—“an average of two every week for four years. And that’s not even counting weekends”—and for him, there’s no shame in that. While he fully embraces his supercharged libido, he says it’s pretty common to get slut shamed, especially by other gay men.

To him, this is a big problem. Obviously, the word “slut” carries a negative connotation, but why is that, and why do numbers matter? He speculates that gay men slut shame because of insecurities: “If they encounter someone who’s unapologetically sexually active, it can be threatening, and perhaps makes a little dose of self-loathing homophobia bubble to the surface.” He adds that “It’s impossible to have too much sex. As long you’re comfortable with what you’re doing and go about it safely, THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING. AS. TOO. MUCH. SEX. How can there be?” You do you, Dylan Jones—and a lot of other people while you’re at it!

Looking for some unapologetic fun? We firmly believe that when it comes to sex, there’s no such thing as too much!

Check out more about the man who’s slept with 400 people and refuses to be slut shamed: https://www.queerty.com/man-slept-400-people-refuses-slut-shamed-says-theres-no-thing-much-sex-20160519

The Age You’re Most Likely To Cheat

cheaterA new study on cheating revealed that there is a “danger age” when it comes to having a hot, naughty fling. As it turns out, 39 is the age you’re most likely to have affairs—twice as likely, actually. The report also suggests that people are more likely to have a tryst during the last years of other decades—for example, at age 29 or 49—than at other times.

The findings come from the U.K.-based website IllicitEncounters.com, with other studies backing the cheating website’s findings. Another study revealed that there were 18 percent more 9-enders registered for a similar cheating website than a random sample of ages. Studies have also shown that men are more likely to cheat as they get older—probably having more to do with increased opportunity than increased friskiness. But who knows, temptation is sweet at any age.

Looking for something a little naughty yourself? No matter your age, you’ll always find some “danger” here!

Check out more about the ages you’re most likely to cheat according to science: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-are-people-more-likely-to-cheat-at-age-29_us_57a9f9e6e4b0ba7ed23d87a7

There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

imagesR&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

Want to fuck like Usher? Ain’t nothing wrong with the situations you’ll find at NiteFlirt!

Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: https://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942

200 Guys Posted Their Dick Pics To Protest NSA Spying

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xA thread on Reddit called “DickPics4Freedom” set off a storm of dudes posting their sexiest sexts. The thread was started as a way to protest NSA spying, inspired by Edward Snowden. And now, there’s over 200 hot, x-rated dick pics of protest for your viewing pleasure (check them out below)!

“The ‘penis pic’ protest was inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, including all the dick pics you’ve been sending to people,” reports the Gaily Grind. Snowden said, “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.” Snowden urging people not to refrain from sexting is what gave “DickPics4Freedom” the, er, balls to Free the Cock on the internet. Snowden’s whistle-blowing sure let the (cock) out of the bag!

Looking for some sexy viewing material yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out DickPics4Freedom here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/update-200-guys-have-now-posted-their-erect-penis-pics-online-to-protest-nsa-spying-nsfw/

The Life of a Phone Sex Operator

Image Source: Flickr.com | Joe Loong [joelogon]

Image Source: Flickr.com | Joe Loong [joelogon]

Have you ever wondered what the life of a phone sex operator is like? Just like all professions, phone sex operators come in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life! Our friends over at Priceconomics give us a glimpse into the lives of a few PSOs and how phone sex has made a positive impact on their lives.

Read the entire article here: https://priceonomics.com/the-life-of-a-phone-sex-operator/

 

McDonald’s Pulls the Plug on Free Wi-Fi For Porn

5853402099_526621149f_oMcDonald’s is the latest chain to ensure customers aren’t enjoying a little something extra with their happy meals. If you want to watch “MILF Gives Best Blow Job EVER” while inside the golden arches, you’ll have to use your data plan. Yes, McDonald’s is now joining the movement to put porn filters on its free Wi-Fi.

McDonald’s, which has already started using these filters in the U.K., joins other popular chains like Panera Bread, Subway, and Chick-Fil-A in creating a porn-free environment. Although McDonald’s hasn’t had any complaints about customers watching porn, the chain wanted to jump on the “family-friendly” bandwagon being championed by organizations like Enough is Enough (EIE), which is dedicated to “making the internet safer for children and families.” Burger King hasn’t officially taken a side in the recent, hotly debated War Against Porn, but some customers maintain you can still get a side of XXX with your burger and fries: “This old fuck in Burger King is watching porn,” said one Twitter user. Denny’s proudly announced that it does not filter out adult content on its Wi-Fi, making their famous “Grand Slam” truly wonderful in more ways than one.

Looking for some unfiltered adult content yourself? What we’re serving up is way better than fast-food!

Check out more about McDonald’s porn filter here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-mcdonalds-wifi/

Meet the Stripper Comedian Baring It All While Getting Laughs

iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLWendy Weiss is a seasoned, beloved stripper in Portland, Oregon—who is also a comedian! While she admits “you definitely piss off a lot more people doing comedy than showing them your vagina,” she still boldly straddles being both a comedian and a stripper. Not only that, but by stripping and telling jokes, she’s changing the way female comics talk about sex.

She hosts a monthly show that has comics take off their clothes while trying to make people laugh. She explains that comedy got her through her early days of stripping, when she was such a bad dancer that she “would just plop down and tell jokes.” Now as a stripper comedian, she’s trying to normalize sex, and talk about it in a way that challenges stereotypes: “Sex is either portrayed as sad because they don’t have it, or women are sluts because they do,” Weiss says. “I’ll be like, ‘So I was having sex and this weird thing happened,’ or, ‘This lady said something super-racist at an orgy, isn’t that weird?’” Wendy Weiss really can do it all on a stage!

Looking for something to tickle your funny bone? We’ve got everything you need to make you smile here!

Check out more about Portland’s stripper comedian here: https://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/07/12/wendy-weiss-is-portlands-best-stripper-comedian/

You Won’t Believe How Many Millennials Picked Food Over Sex

A surprising number of millennials reported being horn…gry—for food. While food and sex definitely don’t need to be mutually exclusive, when given the choice between one or the other, a surprising number of millennials went for the food. A report from ad agency Havas Worldwide asked 11,976 men and women over 18 years old in 37 countries which they prefer—food or sex—and a third of respondents choose chowing down over getting down.

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A shocking 35 percent said if they had to choose between “an excellent dinner at a restaurant” and sex, they’d choose the dinner. So, you may be wondering, why do they want dinner more than sex? In other words, is something fundamentally wrong with these millennials? Well, given that millennials have reported being too lazy to eat cereal because they don’t want to clean up afterwards, maybe they’re just really, really lazy. Or maybe their sex lives are so disappointing that a good steak is more appealing than some good lovin’. Either way, it seems millennials need to make sure they’re planning lots of pleasurable dinner dates to fill those lonely nights.

Want to have a pleasurable experience yourself? Come have a little dessert with us!

Check out more about millennials wanting food more than sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-want-dinner-more-than-sex-study-says_us_57990143e4b0d3568f85996b

 

These Places Are Really Into Redhead Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_japangirlWith porn, there’s a category for pretty much everything—and that includes fiery hardcore redheads! Pornhub just released data on which places really love to see gingers getting it on. And, as it turns out, the states that just can’t enough hot redhead action are Montana, Wyoming, and Alaska (with Texas, New Jersey, and Florida the least interested in ginger lovin’).

They also looked at which countries have a boner for redheads and, not surprisingly, Czech Republic, Ireland, and the UK were at the top of the list—places where redheads already happen to live. And apparently, men aged 18-24 and 45-54 are the ones who want to see redheads getting down the most. We mean, with those cute freckles, what’s not to love?

Looking for something fiery yourself? You don’t need Pornhub to find some hot action!

Check out more about Pornhub’s stats on the places that love redhead porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/psa-montana-and-wyoming-are-searching-for-the-most-redhead-p?utm_term=.glKek9grB7#.vhAv1rDwZW