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Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to trick gun advocate Dan Roberts to “go for the groin” if ever faced with a terrorist attack. To demonstrate the tactic, he used a strap-on dildo, which he instructed Roberts to chomp down on. Hard.

In the now infamous video, Cohen stands above Roberts, with the huge prosthetic dick wagging around near Robert’s face. When Cohen yells “attack!”, Roberts, on his knees, lunges for the strap-on, taking it in his mouth with zeal. He then says—with a huge dick in his mouth—“my mouth is big enough for two of these!”

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Check out more about a pro-gun advocate taking a strap-on in his mouth: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tricked-with-a-sex-toy_us_5b71ba93e4b0c3710f82f0d3

Jack in the Box Has a Raunchy New Ad

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Jack in the Box is no stranger to racy ads—but its latest one tops itself in raunchiness. The fast food chain’s new commercial for its teriyaki bowls is so laden with sexual innuendoes, it remains “unlisted” on YouTube. The commercial begins with the chain’s mascot, Jack, explaining, “While other burger places serve the same old stuff, I’m the one with the bowls to serve something different.”

His staffers then begin complimenting his bowls, and Jack remarks that one of his co-workers, Dan, also has “some pretty nice bowls.” One female employee says, “Those are some nice bowls,” while another woman says, “Everyone’s going to want to get their hands on Jack’s bowls.” You get the idea. Jack in the Box sure loves to serve up a side of sex with their burgers!

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Check out more about Jack in the Box’s new raunchy ad: https://www.eater.com/pop-culture/2018/8/8/17663850/jack-in-the-box-offensive-bowl-commercial

Man Arrested After Naked Yoga Session At The Gym

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Everyone knows the best yoga is naked yoga. But apparently not everyone knows that you can be arrested for it in public. A 34-year-old man recently found out the hard way, after he stripped down at Planet Fitness and began exercising in the nude.

“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” the New Hampshire police captain said. After police found him in a nude “yoga-type position,” he was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct. “The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” said the police captain.

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Check out more about a man getting arrested after exercising naked at the gym: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/07/25/man-arrested-naked-yoga-session-planet-fitness-thought-judgment-free-zone/

There’s Now A Popular Robot Porn Comic

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One of the top projects on Kickstarter is a comic about sex robots, aptly called Sex Machine. It’s the fourth volume of the Smut Peddler series, which include erotica with non-human love interests like androids, cyborgs, and monsters. Described as a “woman-made, sex-positive smut anthology,” Sex Machine met its $20,000 goal literally overnight, making it abundantly clear there’s an enthusiastic audience out there for horny androids.

Smut Peddler fills a niche (no pun intended) in the comic world that is usually restricted to fanfiction—that is, weird, imaginative sex comics that cater to female desire. The Sex Machine Kickstarter offers a handful of naughty samples from inside the anthology, advertising print books and digital comics. Get on the scene, Sex Machine!

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Check out more about the new robot porn comic: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/robot-porn-sex-machine-kickstarter/

Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

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History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The drama’s producers said, “It will be a tough call deciding what sexy antics to leave out. At the very least they’ll have to show how she bedded a long line of nubile younger men.”

Legend has it that she would ask another woman to “test drive” lovers to ensure they had the stamina to satisfy her. “Catherine was the Grand Ruler of Russia from 1762 until her death in 1792 at the age of 67, and following the assassination of husband Emperor Peter III in 1762 she was rumoured to have had a string of male lovers and children through illicit affairs,” reports NY Post. The porcelain sex toy was something she had created for the rare occasions she couldn’t get instant access to the real thing.

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Check out more about Helen Mirren playing Catherine the Great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6026275/Helen-Mirren-handle-porcelain-sex-toy-plays-racy-Russian-monarch-Catherine-Great.html

Porn Star Mia Khalifa’s Breast Got Hit By A Hockey Puck

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Porn star Mia Khalifa got a lot more than she bargained for at the Stanley Cup recently. She got hit on the breast by a hockey puck going 80 mph, which “deflated” her breast implant. “I was sitting behind the glass during a game, and it came shooting over the glass and it caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming,” she said.

“They’re really heavy, it’s pure rubber, they go at about 80mph,” she added. “My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.” Khalifa’s experience wasn’t all bad, however—as a super fan, she boasted, “I got to take it home, it was the single greatest souvenir any hockey fan can get: a game-used puck that comes at you and hits you,” she said. The once top-ranked performer on Pornhub is now a co-host for sports talk show ‘SportsBall.’ Now that’s a true hockey fan!

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Check out more about Mia Khalifa’s breast getting hit at a hockey game: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6005285/Porn-star-Mia-Khalifa-needs-surgery-breast-hit-hockey-puck-deflated.html

Don’t Reuse Your Condoms, The CDC Warns

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Condoms are a great way to practice safe sex—when used correctly. Apparently, that doesn’t always happen, according to the CDC (the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention). Recently, they issued a warning on Twitter, saying: “We say it because people do it: Don’t wash or reuse condoms! Use a fresh one for each sex act.”

The CDC added, “Incorrect use, such as reusing a condom or using more than one at a time, diminishes the protective effect of condoms by leading to condom breakage, slippage, or leakage.” Of course, some Twitter users’ responses were pretty great: “Hold on babe, let me just grab one off the clothes line…” Another tweet said, “Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with all these condoms in the dishwasher now?” Condoms are a single-use item (duh): “Let’s say you have sex three times in one night — you should be changing the condom three times or before the next sex act,” says the CDC.

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Check out more about the CDC’s tweet about not reusing condoms: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/carolinekee/dont-wash-reuse-condoms-cdc-warns

Catholic Church Says Virgins Can Now Have Sex

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While it might sound like a pretty funny SNL sketch, the Catholic Church is completely serious about its new announcement that virginity is no longer a prerequisite for consecration. Lifelong “consecrated” virgins are understandably furious, having gone their whole lives without sex only to have the rules changed halfway through the game. The shocking ruling comes in the form of a new 39-page document published by the Vatican, saying actual virginity is not essential for a woman to become a consecrated virgin, because “spousal and fruitful love for Christ is not reducible to the symbol of physical integrity.”

In the Catholic Church, there are about 5,000 consecrated virgins, or women who have been consecrated by the church to a life of perpetual virginity in the service of God. The NY Post explains, “Unlike nuns, they do not live in enclosed communities or wear special clothing—most of them are integrated within the normal world and have regular jobs.” In a statement, the US Association of Consecrated Virgins called the document “deeply disappointing”—but perhaps they’ll feel differently once they finally start having sex?

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Check out more about the Catholic Church saying virgins can have sex: https://nypost.com/2018/07/17/virgins-furious-with-catholic-church-for-saying-they-can-have-sex/

USPS Ordered To Pay $3.5 Million After Opting For ‘Sexier’ Lady Liberty On Stamps

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What usually comes to mind when thinking of The Statue of Liberty—freedom, justice, sex appeal? Apparently that’s what the US Postal Service envisioned, after using a sexier version of Lady Liberty instead of its much more famous predecessor on stamps. The USPS put the “hotter” version on roughly 3.5 billion stamps—and then didn’t catch the error for three months.

A sculptor recreated Lady Liberty for a Las Vegas hotel, making her “more ‘fresh-faced,’ ‘sultry’ and even ‘sexier’ than the original located in New York.” The USPS admitted that it had used the wrong image in an attempt to freshen up its Statue of Liberty lines, but that the “sultry” version sold so well the USPS “would have selected this photograph anyway.” A federal judge recently ruled that sex bomb Lady Liberty’s creator is entitled to a sum of just short of $3,550,000 in royalties plus interest over the copyright infringement. Sex sells!

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Check out more about USPS using a sexier version of The Statue of Liberty on stamps: https://gizmodo.com/usps-ordered-to-pay-3-5-million-after-putting-artists-1827305357

This X-Rated Scene Is Unlike Any You’ve Ever Seen

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After 15 years as a top porn star, Angela White’s new indie success “Angela 3” is her crowning achievement. The scene features White and fellow veteran porn star Manuel Ferrara having sex for 93 minutes straight without a single cutaway—and then afterward, intimately talking about what they’d just done. “It was way more hardcore than all those extreme physical acts,” White told The Post.

Angela 3‘s convention defying approach to XXX entertainment has paid off with fans and critics: one porn critic said, “It was the most unique thing I’ve ever seen. I’m 50 years old and have been watching porn for over 30 years.” White shrewdly turned her on-screen success into her own production company, which gave her the freedom to write, cast, shoot and edit the film—a very rare feat for adult performers. “I didn’t think that arriving this late in my career I would be like, ‘By far, this is the best scene I’ve ever done,’” Ferrara told The Post. “This was real, pure, raw sexual perfect connection.”

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Check out more about Angela 3: https://nypost.com/2018/07/13/porn-will-never-get-better-than-this/