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Safaree Samuels Earns Seven Figures To Create Sex Toy In His Likeness

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You can now get “a piece” of what Nicki Minaj has already enjoyed–Safaree Samuels’ dick. Minaj’s ex-boyfriend has partnered with sex toy company Doc Johnson in a seven-figure deal to create a dildo molded from his member. “We think this collaboration is going to be a lot of fun, and we’re excited to be partnering with Safaree to release his ‘piece’ to the masses,” Doc Johnson COO said in a statement.

Samuels’ wrote on Instagram: “Ladies I’m allll yours…My anaconda don’t want none if you ain’t got buns hun…” He added, “To all the ppl who fronted on me & thought I’d fall off and dissapear… Suck my sex toy.” Pre-orders for Samuels’ sex toy go on sale in December, but buyers will have to wait until Valentine’s Day 2019 for them to ship.

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Check out more about Safaree Samuels’ sex toy: https://pagesix.com/2018/08/29/safaree-samuels-wants-everyone-to-experience-his-penis

Porn Bots Co-Opted Kings of Leon ‘Sex on Fire’

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It seems Kings of Leon have some unexpected fans: porn bots! Ten years after the band’s biggest hit, “Sex on Fire,” the song has now become a shortcut for online adult entertainment. If you search the song by name, you’ll quickly find several X-rated links.

Not only that, but the XXX links take you to cam girls that don’t really exist, at least not in the physical sense. These porn bots took the sex anthem of the 2000s—which the band said was meant to be a sexy tribute to fucking—to the next level, literally. Maybe the band should start dedicating the song to all the porn bots that continue to keep the hot sex burning!

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Check out more about how porn bots co-opted “Sex on Fire”: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/aug/31/how-porn-bots-co-opted-kings-of-leon-sex-on-fire

Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance At The Pornhub Awards

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The first-ever Pornhub Awards started with a bang thanks to a guest appearance from Kanye West. The rapper surprised everyone when he performed new music, and also debuted the video for his new single “I Love It,” directed by Spike Jones. Not only that, but West also worked behind the scenes with the awards as its co-creative director, designing everything from the stage to the award statuettes.

According to a release from the awards, “Kanye has designed a bespoke erotica-inspired award statue for each of tonight’s unique categories. In line with the futurist theme, the award statues represent imagined alien sex toys.” The event itself featured data-sourced winners in categories like “top fetish performer” and “most popular male pornstar.” Sounds like the Pornhub Awards show was a real winner!

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Check out more about Kanye West at the Pornhub Awards: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/kanye-west-pornhub-awards/

Mexican City Tells Police To Ignore Sex In Public

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Image Source: Flo Perry / BuzzFeedOne Mexican city is taking all the risk out of getting frisky in public. Mexico’s second-largest city, Guadalajara, has made it harder to police sex in public, including places like parks, alleys, entertainment venues and cars. Police have been instructed to look the other way if they see public sex acts, unless they’ve received a specific complaint from a third party.

Under the modification to the Policing and Good Government Code passed in August, police officers can now only intervene in public sex or detain a couple with a citizens’ request. City lawmakers believe that “it would discourage police corruption, refocus officers on more serious offenses and not lead to any increase in lewd behavior.” Many couples have complained about corrupt police unfairly demanding bribes for tame sexual behavior. Naughty cops!

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Check out more about Guadalajara telling police to ignore public sex: https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/mexican-city-tells-police-to-ignore-most-sex-in-public/

Kristen Stewart Gets ‘Vulgar’ About Sex

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Kristen Stewart believes sex in film should be a lot raunchier. That’s why she’s doing her part to make sex—and dirty talk during sex—much more explicit. When discussing her budding screenwriting career, Stewart said, “My favorite line in this movie I’m currently writing is, ‘I thought about Sienna Torres and her shoving her hand into my wide-open cunt, about as wide as a mouth saying motherfucker.’”

She explained, “There’s nothing dirty about it, but I’m definitely going to be vulgar, and I’m definitely going to be completely unabashedly open about the fact that we’re entirely sexual beings.” Stewart hopes that by shucking PG-13 language, she’ll be able to more accurately portray what female sexuality is really like. “It’s like we’re scared of using certain words,” she said, adding that her goal as a filmmaker is to honestly portray “how we fuck each other.”

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Check out more about Kristen Stewart getting X-rated in her scripts: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/kristen-stewart-gets-vulgar-about-sex

‘Times of London’ Becomes Butt Of Twitter Jokes For Its Sex Euphemism

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Fucking has been given many cutesy euphemisms—“nookie” or “knocking boots,” for example—but none are as cringe-worthy as the one in a new Times of London article. In a piece about why watching television is killing couples’ sex lives, a British columnist referred to sex as “sweeping the special chimney.” No, we’re not joking. And as you might expect, Twitter responded in kind.

One hilarious tweet said, “this study is now irrelevant because the phrase ‘sweep the special chimney’ has single-handedly ensured i will never fuck again.” Another Twitter user responded with: “Sweep the special chimney; Load the magic washing machine; Scrub the mystic kettle; Clean the sensual oven; Mop the lovely hallway.” This proves Brits should never try a new word for sexy times ever again.

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Check out more about Times of London’s very unsexy sex euphemism: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/times-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney/

Stormy Daniels Judges Amateur Stripping Contest ‘Porn Idol’

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Stormy Daniels recently made a surprise appearance at a UK strip club to judge an amateur stripper contest. The infamous porn star surprised everyone when she popped in at London club G-A-Y to score contestants in the “Porn Idol” competition. She sat next to a fellow judge and drag artist who was dressed as Lady Liberty, complete with a sign that read, “Trump Fucked Me Too.”

Before she arrived, G-A-Y owner Jeremy Joseph hinted at the adult entertainer’s appearance. “The only clue I’m allowed to give is it’s a G-A-Y weather warning, the clue is weather in the name, but it’s not sunny, it’s not a tornado, it’s not a hurricane, it’s…” he said. To everyone’s delight, Stormy Daniels was in the house—and honestly, who could be a better stripper judge than her?

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels judging a stripper contest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117729/Stormy-Daniels-judges-stripping-contest-Porn-Idol-London-Celebrity-Big-Brother-fallout.html

Nude Sleepers Have More Sex, Study Says

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white-1822497_640Here’s a good reason to sleep in the buff: you’ll have a better sex life. A new study found that almost two-thirds of millennials sleep naked, and those who do have better sex and a more satisfying rest. Those who slept nude also reported that they had more sex than those who don’t.

The survey reveals that men are more likely to sleep nude than women but more than half of the women who responded also said they like to sleep naked. Some of the respondents said that sleeping naked made them feel “more comfortable,” and twenty percent said their genitals felt “free and happy.” Time to get rid of those PJ’s!

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Check out more about a study that shows nude sleepers have better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6146629/65-millennials-bed-naked-sex-sleep-better-compared-wear-PJs.html

Nicki Minaj Wants Sex Three Times A Night

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zIt seems the men in Nicki Minaj’s bed need a lot of stamina to keep up with her. On a recent appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Minaj spoke about her bedroom habits, which can include “exercising” three times a night. “And if you can’t hang, goodbye,” she added. “You’re not wasting my time.”

The naughty rapper isn’t keen to wait “more than a half an hour” between fuck fests, and she’s really not into cuddling. “Once I get mine, if I feel really, really great, leave me alone,” she said. “Go make some food or a sandwich or something.” She’s also vocal about what she doesn’t like: “Wait a minute. What the hell is this? What’s going on? You got to make me uh.” The lady knows what she likes!

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Check out more about Nicki Minaj wanting sex three times a night: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/nicki-minaj-wants-sex-three-times-a-night

Porn Meme ‘Oh Fuck Yeah Spread It’ Takes Over Reddit

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What is it about screenshots of porn captions that work so well with jokey memes? The latest material comes from porn star Riley Reid for BLACKED.com in Petite Riley Reid Tries Huge Black Cock in Her Ass. At some point in the video, Reid says the line, “Oh fuck yeah, spread it,” and Reddit took over from there:

  1. When someone asks me if they should spread the idea of Communism: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  2. Anti-vaxxer parents when they see a popular 18th century disease that’s been nearly eradicated: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  3. When you hear unlikely rumors about the new kid in school: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  4. Jesus, telling his disciples what to do with the Word: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  5. When I see someone displaying positivity: Oh fuck yeah spread it.

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Check out more about the porn meme “Oh fuck yeah spread it”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/porn-meme-oh-fck-yeah-spread-it/