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Transgender Dominatrix Turns Herself Into a Human Sex Doll

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Trans dominatrix Ivana has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgeries to make herself look like a human sex doll. She’s had over 20 surgeries—including three boob jobs to get 95G breasts— trying to achieve a “bimbo” look. She said that her role model is deceased porn actress Lolo Ferrari, who was believed to have had the largest breasts in the world.

She’s worked as a dominatrix for the past seven years in part to pay for her surgeries and ‘sex doll’ look. She says, “Other women laugh at me, they say that I look like a sex doll. Then I just say ‘yes, I want to look like that. That is a compliment to me.’” Ivana is now a social media star and has 96,000 followers on Instagram who adore her human sex doll transformation.

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Check out more about a trans dominatrix who turned herself into a human sex doll: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6375503/Transsexual-dominatrix-95G-breasts-spends-87-000-turn-human-sex-doll.html

Having Regular Sex Adds Ten Years To Your Life

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adult-1822413_640A Harvard University study confirms what we’ve long ago guessed: sex is the key to a long and happy life. The study identified five key habits that could potentially add a decade to life expectancy, including eating a balanced diet, exercising regularly, drinking moderately and, of course, fucking. “A study of 918 men in the Welsh town of Caerphilly between 1979 and 1993 found those who made love twice a week had a 50 per cent reduced risk of death compared to those who had sex less than once a month,” reports Daily Mail.

Researchers also found that a man who has 350 orgasms a year lives an average of four years longer than a man who only cums a quarter of that. Other research has found that women who have regular sex have longer telomeres, a DNA component that indicates a longer the lifespan. “Sex raises levels of the feelgood hormone oxytocin and dehydroepiandrosterone, which reduces stress, and increases levels of infection-fighting immunoglobulins in the blood,” researchers add.

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Check out more about how having sex adds a decade to your lifespan: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6375381/New-study-reveals-scientifically-proven-ways-live-TEN-YEARS-longer.html

‘Captain Marvel’ accidentally advertises phone sex line

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Captain Marvel made a naughty marketing faux pas recently. The new Marvel superhero movie accidentally advertised a phone sex hotline on a promotional poster. Marvel fans were quick to catch the racy error—and obviously, some people called it.

In the poster urging youth to vote, Brie Larson wears her full Captain Marvel costume inside a phone booth surrounded by Rock the Vote posters. Unfortunately, that phone booth included a listing for a phone sex line! Even superheroes make mistakes—or maybe, they’re just horny like the rest of us!

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Check out more about Captain Marvel advertising a phone sex line: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/captain-marvel-phone-sex-line/

Pornhub Will Blow Your Leaves For Free

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Pornhub wants to show their fans some appreciation—by offering to blow them for free. The porn mega-site is now offering free leaf blowing services to residents in Upstate New York. “Pornhub wants to blow you for free!! Well, your lawn actually,” Pornhub tweeted. “If you live in Dutchess County, NY email bl***@*****ub.com with your contact info+proof of address and we’ll blow you…r leaves off your lawn!”

The smut site partnered with Dutchess Lawns in Poughkeepsie for the three-day campaign aptly titled, “Pornhub Blows America.” The company saw over 500 requests for service, sending trucks emblazoned with the Pornhub logo and workers in Pornhub T-shirts to blow lawns all around Upstate New York. Pornhub said they hope to extend the leaf blowing service to other locations in the future.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s free leaf blowing service: https://nypost.com/2018/11/07/pornhub-will-blow-your-leaves-for-free/

7 Gay Porn Memes That’ll Make You Laugh Really, Really Hard

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zWhat is it about gay porn that lends itself so well to hilarious memes? All we can say is that these memes which fuse the everyday with raunchy gay porn will bring you to your knees with laughter. As BuzzFeed says, art cums in many forms.

  1. Trying to open a jar:
    “Fuck, you’re so tight.”
  2. When you show your best friends your dope new tat:
    “Ugh! That’s really good.”
  3. When the vending machine finally accepts your bill:
    “Oh yeah suck it up bitch.”
  4. Me eating a biscuit at Popeyes without a drink:
    “Fuck you’re thick.”
  5. When your mom tells you dinner is ready:
    “I’m coming!”
  6. When you go back home and see your friend’s puppy for the first time in a few months:
    “Fuck, it’s so big.”
  7. Me: Can I get two tacos?
    Taco Bell cashier: “You want it hard or you want it soft?”

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Check out more gay porn memes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/gay-porn-memes

Rare ‘Indiana Jones’ Footage With Barbra Streisand as a Dominatrix Surfaces Online

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Indiana Jones fans have gotten a naughty surprise after a rare video surfaced online. It seems Barbra Streisand put Jones’ famous whip to good use in a scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. In the video, Barbra Streisand, dressed in a leather dominatrix outfit, whips Indiana Jones until Carrie Fisher steps in to protect him!

The scene, which was part of a practical joke on star Harrison Ford, was only a rumor until recently. Now the grainy footage, which reportedly existed as part of director Steven Spielberg’s private blooper reel, has finally been leaked online. Hollywood Reporter says, “The scene features Streisand, who showed up unexpectedly on the Temple of Doom set one day in 1983, torturing Ford for Hanover Street and ‘for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi.’ Fisher then appears, quoting her Jedi line, ‘Someone who needs you!'”

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Check out more about an Indiana Jones scene featuring Barbra Streisand as a dominatrix: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rare-indiana-jones-footage-barbra-232218

Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

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wtf-1780728_640Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself the “Trump of Pahrump,” was found dead the morning after his birthday party by porn star Ron Jeremy, a close friend.

By the time he was confirmed deceased, it was too late to take his name off the ballot. The Republican candidate was highly inspired by President Donald Trump, and decided to change his career from “brothel owner” to “political candidate”. The county commissioners will appoint someone who is in the same party as Hof to fill the seat.

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Check out more about deceased Dennis Hof winning the Nevada State Assembly: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexislevinson/dennis-hof-midterm-elections-pimp

The Wild Gay Orgy Where Strangers Fuck With Bags Over Their Heads

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hung-like-horseWelcome to the Fickstutenmarkt, aka, the “Horse Fair”, a sex party where attendees enter as either a stallion (top) or mare (bottom). “Mares arrive 30 minutes early, check their clothes and are led to the ‘stable’ after being blindfolded. Stallions then arrive and have their pick of available holes,” Vice reports.

The German orgy has grown increasingly popular in Europe. The name of the game is anonymous sex, where bottoms stand around with their hands on the wall and their asses in the air waiting to get fucked by strangers. Unlike most sex parties, Fickstutenmarkt has rules that set it apart, like no kissing, no sucking, and definitely no cuddling. But other than that, what happens at the Horse Fair stays at the Horse Fair.

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Check out more about the Horse Fair: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3k33m/the-party-where-strangers-bang-with-bags-over-their-heads

5 Surprising Foods That Will Increase Your Sex Drive

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Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionIt seems one of the best ways to get your libido going could be right on your dinner plate. Everyone knows good nutrition has been linked to healthy libido, but now scientific studies have uncovered a list of tasty treats that contribute to an increasing sex drive. Here are 5 of the lesser known foods you should snack on to leave you feeling ready for action all day long.

  1. Walnuts
    According to nutritionists, both walnuts and pistachios recharge the libido and enhance sexual appetite. Not only do they increase estrogen levels for women, but they also contain amino acid L-arginine, which helps men to maintain erections.
  2. Berries
    Fitness Magazine says the secret to both enhanced libido and sexual endurance lies in the seeds found in blackberries, raspberries and strawberries. Berries contain zinc, which is essential for sexual drive. Zinc is also good for increased testosterone and sperm, and rock-hard erections.
  3. Broccoli
    Broccoli contains high quantities of vitamin C, which aids in overall circulation, improved blood flow and is particularly associated with heightened female libido. Yum!
  4. Ginger
    Since ginger is spicy, it gets the blood flowing to all the right places!
  5. Eggs
    The Times of India reported eating eggs daily contributes to healthy erections. Daily Mail adds, “Eggs contain L-arginine which helps to alleviate erectile dysfunction, as well as high levels of vitamins B5 and B6 which balance hormone levels in women.”

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Check out more about surprising foods that increase your sex drive: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6248339/The-five-surprising-foods-guaranteed-ramp-sex-life-snacks-avoid.html

Rapper’s Video Has First Lady Look-Alike Stripping for Him in the Oval Office

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SexyvictoriaX02Rapper T.I. released a 1-minute video teasing his new album, which features a Melania Trump look-alike stripping for the rapper in a makeshift Oval Office. T.I. tweeted the promo with a caption for the president: “Dear 45, I ain’t Kanye.” The video starts with a newscaster’s voice saying, “Melania Trump did not go with the president to Mar-a-Lago this weekend, which has a lot of people wondering … ” and then cuts to T.I. watching from the Oval Office as Trump’s helicopter disappears.

The Melania look-alike enters wearing the infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket, which she abruptly throws off as she begins to dance naked around the Oval Office. She strips on the president’s desk right in front of T.I. while he sits in the president’s chair, and later they deface a portrait of her husband. Melania Trump’s office has angrily responded, but the video is still circulating and gaining lots of popularity online.

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Check out more about rapper T.I.’s video of Melania Trump stripping for him at the White House: https://slate.com/culture/2018/10/melania-trump-ti-boycott-stripper-video-trump.html