Americans Have Sex To Save On Heat Bills

Americans have figured out a fun way to save on their electricity bill: fucking. Faced with soaring utility costs, many are having sex to stay warm, according to a new report. It found that 46% of the 1,000 Americans surveyed struggle to afford their bills, so they’ve turned up the heat in other ways.

Roughly 25% pile on extra clothing—while 5% are getting hot and heavy between the sheets. With mortgage interest rates topping 7%, those who recently bought their homes may really feel the freeze, according to StreetEasy. New Yorkers in particular are skilled at using fun to cope: “As New York has been historically known as one of the American ‘sin cities,’ its citizens are likely to turn to vices, like sex or a cocktail or two, to save on heating,” the author of the report said.

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