Swingers Swap Upside-Down Pineapples For Color-Coded Loofahs

Swingers are now using loofahs to signal they want to get down and dirty. A TikToker recently posted a video of swingers using multicolored shower scrubbers to hang on the roofs of their cars with the caption, “They are everywhere!” One commenter said this was the new “upside-down pineapple,” a sign for others that you’re into swinging.

Loofahs come in seven different colors, each with a different swinger meaning. White is for beginners and black is for those who want it all; other colors, including teal, are apparently reserved for those who identify as bisexual. Purple is for those who like to watch. As one commenter quipped, “rocking out with their loofahs out!”

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