This is my raise the rate line for idiots. This line comes with instructions you need to follow to the letter or I will end the call and block you from calling back.
Step 1. You call at the starting rate of $2. When the call connects you say, “Please Ms. Nancy raise the rate for me?” I'll call you a retard or something then hang up on you and raise the rate.
Step 2. Once you see the rate has been raised to $4 you will call back and your dumb ass will once again say, “Please Ms. Nancy raise the rate for me?” I will hang up on you and raise the rate.
Step 3. Once you see the rate has been raised to $8 you will call back and say, “Please Ms. Nancy will you raise the rate for me?” I will hang up and raise the rate.
Step 4. Once you see the rate has been raised to $16 you will call back and say, “Thank you Ms. Nancy for raising the rate for me. I will then count down from 10 to 0. When I get to 0 you may ejaculate. I will then hang up and you will go away until the next time you need to feel stupid again.