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FunnyDominatrix

A Funny Dominatrix ~~ Roadside Lemonade

I have been a professional dominatrix for over ten years. I am well known and respected in the kink and fetish communities. I am a prolific sex blogger. +

Disclaimer: I WILL NEVER MEET YOU IN PERSON YOU FILTHY JACK.

You want to meet me in person, but you live in the middle of nowhere, you know I’m never going to grace you with my presence. But let’s pretend, on the phone, lets pretend that you might be lucky enough to be bask in my glory for just a moment, just long enough to have a drink.

Fantasy:

I’m driving down a long stretch of road, drinking water, listening to Jonnie Cash, and burning fuel in a big old V8. I pull into the petrol station and see you quivering in your car. I come knock on the window, take you into the station, make you pay and pump, then we have a drink.

I’m glad I found a useful little pig on the side of the road to play with. You amuse me while we are at the station, I embarrass you, I call you names in front of the cashier, I spill my drink on you, I rub oil on your suit.

I humiliate you at the gas station because I am know nationwide for my road side shenanigans. I’m on a long road trip and you want to amuse me as I pass through your shitty little town.

If you live in a bigger town maybe I’ll meet you for a drink in a fancy drinking establishment. I will have a gallon of water with me, then I will order two drinks for myself as you sit there thirsty, watching, salivating, wanting your own drink. I’ll gladly pretend to be a straight couple with you, get huffy, drew attention to my bitchiness, as I get louder and louder I finally stand up, call you a pervert at the top of my lungs, toss my martini in your face and storm out of the place. You are red, shamed, wet, and must leave a big tip.

I am a Second City Trained Actress and an Exhibitionist.

Public Humiliation is My Favorite Game.

I’m also big on ass worship. Get back there and caress my rump.

I delight in forced masturbation games. Show me your little weenie, get it out right here in the parking lot, stroke it, give me a show. Maybe I will let you come, maybe not. If I let you come I will want to see you eat it.

Some of My Other Specialties Include
  • Hypnosis
  • Financial Domination
  • Mind Games
  • Role Play
  • Forced Feminization
  • Complete Sex /Gender Transformations
  • Mummification
  • Wet and Messy / Splosh Games
I Have a Large Collection of Fetish Fashions
  • Corsets
  • Boots
  • Latex
  • Rubber
  • Leather
  • Stockings
  • Heels
I Have Sexy Things For You To Wear Too
  • Pretty Panties
  • Lacy Things
  • Ruffley Things
  • Silky Things
  • Stockings
  • Pantyhose
  • Very large heels

I’ll get out a box of tissues and make you stuff your bra for my amusement, or if you are a good sissy slut maybe I’ll get out the breast forms for you, or better still take you to the plastic surgeon to get you a nice new set of tits. I have turned men into women and look forward to doing it again.

Don’t whine about the cost. It is expensive, and so am I.

It is not my problem if you need to get a second job, pick up a swing shift at a gas station, or donate plasma. I expect to be worshiped and pampered. Buy me things. Make yourself useful.

Maybe I should rent you out by the hour, turn you into a cock-sucking whore, making you suck off strangers in alley ways. (This is one of my favorite games). I’ll get you all dressed up and put you to work.

Don’t be shy, Call Me Now.

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