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MY HUSBAND IS A REAL MAN....

He is loud, brash, and right all the time. He is brilliant. He has hundreds of people who rely upon him. He is my provider, protector, and pleases me sexually ALL the time. He is the very ideal of what a man ought to be.

Unlike SOME PEOPLE....

But even if you can't have a woman like me (and don't kid yourself - you can't), I don't think there is anything wrong with you watching what happens when a REAL MAN captures the body and heart of a woman. I frankly have no problem with you seeing what you can't have, and watching me worship him body and soul.

But if you are a good little pay piggie, I may just talk to you while he is taking care of business. I may tell you how it feels with every pump of his hips. I may let you hear my grunting and groaning as my head bobs up and down in his lap.... I may let you experience, for cash, what you can never experience in real life.

So when you call, just sit back and be prepared to watch me do all the things to him that you wish a woman like me would do to a loser like you. I don't take your requests - only his. You only get to watch me worship him, blow him, and pleasure him in every way possible.

I really do feel badly for all the pathetic losers out there who will never have a woman like me swallow them whole; never have a woman like me caress them with their body; and never have a woman like me open myself completely for your gift - you know, like I do for HIM?

But hey, at least you get to watch and listen!

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