Yes I am a fucking redhead. Yes I am fucking hot. Yes you're a fucking piece of shit that isn't worth my time.
If you call me and interrupt my fucking day I will make sure to let you know what a worthless piece of shit fag you are.
The only reason I will even consider talking to you is because you're worshiping me with your money.
Get one thing straight, I AM GOD - MY BANK IS THE PRIEST - AND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS PEON WORSHIPER.
CALL ME AND GET SOME FUCKING RELIGION. THE CHURCH IS ALWAYS OPEN AND THE MORE YOU WORSHIP THE CLOSER TO GOD YOU'LL BE.