You have GOT to be kidding me.

What exactly do you expect to do with that teeny tiny thing?

Get your hand off it before I slap you.

It's a good thing you get off on humiliation as I can't imagine anyone reacting to that in any other way.

But I'm way beyond some girlfriend that snickered at you; I'm a humiliatrix who will laugh in your face.

My disdain is palpable.
  I will shame you.
    You'll be utterly mortified.

That's what you get for having such a ridiculous dick.

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My girlfriend took over 60 pictures of me in my living room.

The set includes pictures emphasizing my luscious long hair, closeups of my feet in these fab shoes, shots focusing on smoking, teasers for those into ass worship, and my gorgeous long legs.

While the outfit is my absolute fave, as the day progressed, I wore less of it... and so, the pics became extremely explicit.

You can buy the entire 960 x 1280-resolution set for $20.

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My hot blonde girlfriend playing in the shower with me...

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