Phone Sex

Of course there is no awesome HTML in this message because I'm probably too drunk to accurately create the HTML code. Look at all my other listings (a few of them are very pretty), you lazy fuck.

I'm drunk, I'm happy to talk shit to you, and if this line is available then I'm most likely in a mean mood to make you feel like the worthless stupid lil' bitch that I know you are.

Oh! And tonight, I was telling a girlfriend of Mine about all the loserbitches that I have that know they are so beneath Me that the only way to make Me happy is to give Me beautiful Tributes, and how wet it makes Me.

Call now, limited time only, as this line is rarely available, so take the opportunity while you have it, piggy-bois!

For those of you who cannot call, feel free to send Me a message! Tired of all of those PPV games? I don't do games. I do straight up, wallet-raping, ego-degrading, PPV's and you'll either end up crying or jerking your pitiful lil' excuse for manhood. Either way, I win. And trust Me... I always win.