Wipe the drool from your chin, dweeb.
Some of you already know me--
good for you. You've probably already collected the thousands of
pictures and videos of me across the web. Those of you who don't might need an introduction.
I am Princess Jamie. I'm USA-born-and-bred, 24 years old, and I have
accomplished more in my 24 years than most of you peons have ever
DREAMED of. I'm brilliant, I'm successful, I'm gorgeous, and most of
all.. I've been manipulating men into penis pretzels all of my life. I
keep your little hearts as trophies, destroying your egos, your
self-worth, and your desperate attempts at masculinity.
Let's
talk about Me.. my favorite subject.
Well.. me, for starters. I'm a complete fashionista, I LOVE to
shop. I enjoy fine restaurants, traveling, my high-tech toys, throwing
parties in my gorgeous home (yeah, I actually bought a HUGE house with my
tributes), dancing and partying, going to the gym, a huge slew of hobbies,
abusing little boys and taking them for all they're worth, and building my massive empire.