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Calling all wimps, dicklets, sissies, piggies, dorks, cucks, cash cows, losers, jerk-offs, shrimp dicks, faggots, and lamos!

Most of you call Me and complain about how tiny your little pee-pee is, how you're bald, fat and ugly, you have zero personality and how you can't find anyone to fuck you...as if I care?!?!?! I will not take mercy on your tragic existence! Some people have it going on (ME!) and some people don't (YOU!).

After all the whining and crying, shame and embarrassment from you, I've agreed to dedicate an entire line for pathetic losers like YOU! Because you are the at the bottom of the totem pole, the biggest loser of them all, you don't even get to speak to me at all! When you call, you will be laughed at while I put down the phone and forget all about you while I carry on my normal life. That means, I could be doing my nails, taking a bath, or maybe even talking on the phone with a REAL man! I know this is the kind of treatment you long for, crave, and can't stop thinking about!

I know what a privilege it is to shrimp dick losers like YOU to listen in on a pretty spoiled Princess like Me! We both know that you don't deserve to talk to Me. It's obvious that I am wayyyy too good for you; speaking to Me is a complete honor.

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