What am I doing here? I get off on making men like you feel like bitches. You're at work, trolling NF when you should be worth a damn, worrying nervously about the fact that you feel, deep inside, like a worthless cunt... You should probably send me an email, dipshit. I can be the cruelest woman in your life, or the most compassionate--but consider the first our introduction, and the latter your reward for a job well done.
I am more intelligent than you. I am more beautiful than any woman you will ever touch. I am more sexually voracious, more passionate, and more precious than you can imagine.