Phone Sex

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These are the rules:
1) You have 3 minutes at the beginning of the call to tell me what you want. I'm your straight master, you're the slave, and I can't be bothered to guess at your perverted fantasies.
2) Ask and you shall recieve, to a point. I'm not gay, but I'm a merciful master and I'll do what I can to ensure a satisfying call. Keep in mind that calling me is a privilege; should you at any time forget this you will be punished.

Pick a topic and discuss with your master. Need advice? Lonely? Life problems? Tell me about it, recieve help.

UPDATE: June 1st., I'm bored and feeling lazy, so I'll lower my price and log in for you fuckers.