Come here, goat boy losers! But only if you have money to spend. If you're broke, don't bother, if you're not, I'll make you broke and laugh about it with my friends.
You'll notice my prices are high. That's because I don't waste time on cheap losers, only losers with $$$! I get your money, you get to play with that pathetic little dick and then you send me MORE money. That's how it works, piggy.
I'm gorgeous, educated and brilliant. I like the finer things in life, and you get the honor of helping to fund my lifestyle.
Is your willy winkie getting stiff just thinking about getting out your credit card and sending money to me? Then get ready for the ride of your life, piglet!