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Adoration from the masses, night after night under dramatic lighting and on elaborate sets in extravagant costume, these spectacular productions have one, and only ONE primary feature. Yes, the Las Vegas showgirl. We glide and turn to the music of a full orchestra conducted by a real maestro. Costumes are designed by notables like Bob Mackie (who costumes Cher) and Nolan Miller (of Hollywood fame). All of this bigger-than-life presentation is for one purpose and one purpose only—to glorify the female Goddess. My makeup is applied theatrically so as to define my exquisite features to the audience in the last row of this mega showroom from this mega stage. After generations of the right genetics, years of physical development and classical training, I prepared myself for the role. The qualifying audition consisted of four grueling hours against one hundred and sixty of the top contenders—all standing tall for the 5’10” height requirement, all vying for the same position—a featured part in the spectacular extravaganza as a Las Vegas showgirl. To gain the status and prestige of the select few, I earned the part and I walk the walk and talk the talk. Vegas is my town and I am her icon. Now, you can just call me “Vegas”.