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Can't you do ANYTHING right!?!

You are such a worthless lover. You can't do anything right. So I guess I'll have to direct you. A little more to the left...no, right...faster...oh, c'mon, that's too damn fast! Can't you even follow directions!?! You can't even please your hand, can you?

That's why you have to ooopeeennn your wallet...that's a boy...open that wallet and take out that plastic. Yes, the plastic is nice and hard, isn't it? It's the only hard thing you've got that will please me. There now, ca-ching, ca-ching...spend that money on ME. Oh my! Is it a rare occurrence when a Woman gets wet around you? Of course it is! But the secret, freak boy, is in your wallet. Shoot your money like you shoot your cum. Shoot your money right at me, and then you will discover the meaning of life.

I’ll humiliate you and laugh at you for your inabilities to please a woman, except through your money. Beware, I have a laugh that may just make you pee in your little panties.