Phone Sex

ok, first of all, I find it so freakin hilarious that some of you might need masturbation "instruction". As if you don't spend every day of your life doing it and have it already perfected and honed to a fine art, without any input from us. Personally, I think I could make most of you even more useful if I taught you how to CURB that jerk off habit of yours.

but ok, in reality, I kinda do get it.

I can see how it could be erotic for you jackoffs having a beautiful hot voice telling you what to do or a sexy chick shaking her ass while she "shows you what to do", leads you through your jack off session and laughs at you...

so I've decided to have a little fun with the whole "jerk off instruction" JOI yourself fetish

here's a very hot recording you can follow along with while I have a little fun at your expense ; )

* do not perform this activity while driving