Are you lacking banter and sass?
I have you covered.
Do you need to be praised and told you're a good boy?
Here I am.
How about someone to rub you just the right way to get under your skin?
Make me.
What if it's just to vent for the day?
Well, talk to me, darlin'. I'll gladly hear you out.
I am a woman from rural parts of Missouri. If you're looking for a someone who's sweeter than iced tea yet tougher than nails, you found your gal.