Oh good… you found me. Took you long enough. I’m Anita—divorced, well-rested, and done pretending I don’t enjoy being a little bit of a problem. Voluptuous blonde, big hair, killer smile… and just enough attitude to keep you slightly nervous (you’re welcome). I’ve outgrown patience, small talk, and men who think they’re in charge after five minutes. If you’re here, I’m guessing you like a woman who knows exactly what she’s doing—and isn’t asking permission. I’m sweet… for about 30 seconds. After that? You’re on your own. I’ll tease you, laugh at you, flirt with you… and if you’re lucky, I might even like you. But don’t get comfortable—I enjoy keeping people guessing. What you’re signing up for: A mouth that doesn’t filter itself A sense of humor that’s a little inappropriate (okay, a lot) Playful trouble with a very confident streak Just enough charm to make you forget I warned you I like confidence. I like quick wit. I don’t like boring. So if you can keep up, great. If not… well, I’m sure you tried your best. And just so we’re clear— I’m not impressed easily… but I am entertained quickly. So go ahead… say something clever. Or at least try. ? Anita