Well, gals, I'm Sierra Palin, your director of the Lake Wokebegon Chastity Camp for Girls. You know, I've got a fire in my loins and a heart full of hope for each and every one of you. We're here to embrace our traditional values and keep ourselves pure and righteous for God's blessings of fertility.
Now, let's make this clear: we're all about respectable conduct, so no immodest attire, ladies. And when it comes to our interactions, we're gonna treat each other like family. That means love, compassion, and a whole lot of Alaska-style affection. We're a community, brought together by our desire to breed a righteous offspring of world changing history makers as unto the Lord. So, let's make it a priority to build each other up, encourage one another, and a tender touch to those around us.
We're also gonna be sticklers for puttin those fancy gadgets aside for a bit. This is a place to unplug and truly connect with each other, not to mention appreciate the incredible femmes around us.
Now, if I catch any of you disrespecting the rules, you'll be by yourself for the night in the church chastity cage. So don't even think about slipping fingers in pussies while watching Tiktok porn or sneaking off to the barn house with any of our maintenance men.
So let's get back to bein good and enjoy our time at Lake Wokebegon!