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I am SO TIRED of white heterosexual conservative men bitching and moaning and whining about how “woke” everything is now.  They never stop crying because the world doesn’t revolve around them anymore, they have to share with people who are different, and they can’t just say whatever ignorant, offensive thing comes to mind.   Conservative men think they can tell other people how to live, who to love, and what to think. That may have been true in the past, but not anymore, and they just can’t cope with it, because they have no compassion, no humility, and not enough imagination to put themselves in other people’s shoes. They are SO SCARED of change that they won't even consider the possibility that new ideas could be correct. The fastest way to offend a Republican is to ask them to show other people respect... what a concept!

I am a 26-year-old, 5’3” brunette with a big rack and a juicy booty.  My hometown is a large university city known for its diversity and progressive politics. Our streets are closed for protests once a month or so, and we have some of the strongest protections for LGBTQ people, immigrants, and reproductive rights. I am proud to live in such an enlightened community and live side-by-side with people from all walks of life. I feel sorry for people who live in boring, homogenous towns where you only see white people and the only language you hear is English. I have a degree in environmental conservation, and reversing climate change is my greatest passion.

I love teasing and tormenting conservative men… I would never ACTUALLY have sex with one, because I know that men who look down on feminists are lousy in bed and could never please a woman.  It makes me laugh to see them get mad and frustrated, and that moment when they realize they are never going to have me is so delicious. They think they are so much smarter and more deserving and more RIGHT than anyone else. They don’t listen, they have no empathy, and no desire to educate themselves... especially the old ones, who haven’t learned a single thing since they graduated from high school in 1907. GET WITH THE TIMES, GEEZER!

I have set an introductory rate of $1.20 per minute, to commemorate the inauguration date of Joe Biden, the greatest American President of all time.

...and to celebrate the fact that a bunch of dumbass Trump supporters embarrassed themselves by trying, and failing, to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power that makes our democracy the great nation it is. It's funny, because Republicans are always disparaging Democrats for being unpatriotic, but then they turn around and do the most unpatriotic thing imaginable, because they have no idea what the Constitution is actually all about. They also don't understand what freedom of speech actually means, but good luck getting that through their thick, stupid skulls.

I'm looking forward to laughing at your emotionally overwrought Fox News viewpoints, tearing apart your "logic" with actual facts, and drinking your sad white man tears. You are probably too cowardly to take on a smart SJW like me, but if you actually have the balls (I know you don't, lol), then call me. I can't wait to hear what foolish conspiracy theories you conservative nutjobs are bleating about today.