Phone Sex

I will listen. That is all I will do.

Get everything off your chest. Even confessions.

You can shout at me, scream, cry, complain or just tell me 
all you want to tell me.

I will sit here, listen and smile.

When I know that your wife won't get the 
Louboutins or the jewellery 
you promised her the last time you cheated on her.

Instead, all your money will slowly flow into 
my bank account.

And that will make you happy in the end.

You'll leave this phone call happier, 
with the feeling that you've got rid 
of a heavy responsibility and emotional burden.

*This is a SILENT line, I will not talk to you at all.