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If you’d told me four years ago that I’d be working hand-in-hand with the police department, wearing a bulletproof vest on a daily basis and called upon to routinely negotiate with armed people having very bad days, I’m not sure I’d have believed you. After particularly stressful days on the job, I’m still not sure I believe it. Hi, everyone! I’m Caitlin! I’m 28 and the leader of a mobile crisis intervention unit in New York.

What makes my job so interesting to me is that it’s not just a job, it’s a lifestyle. An incredibly intense lifestyle. It’s a position that forces you to instantly assess the situation and make snap judgments that have the potential to have long lasting consequences. I’m 5’9” and a fairly muscular 150. I work out 4-5 times a week to stay in my best shape so that when I’m called upon to physically pull a police officer off a suspect or assist in securing someone having a severe mental breakdown, I’m able to do so as best I can.

It took me at least two years to develop the skills necessary to arrive on scene of a case that my unit is aware of and take control of it. I always knew that those scenes were mine, but there’s a big difference between knowing that and walking up to the officers and telling them to stand down. Very bluntly, everyone’s big and has guns; it was quite intimidating for a long period of time. I still get a kick out of the fact that I have had to yell at people, “It’s time for you to stand down!”

You might be wondering what brought me here to Niteflirt. And the answer is my job. It consumes me. It is all encompassing. I’m either coming down from something crazy at work—last week I had to enter an apartment with a weapon on scene to talk to the man there—or preparing for whatever shit is yet to come. Whether I’m out with friends, in my apartment eating a bowl of cereal or driving cross-country, there is a large chunk of me that is always ‘on’. So I’m ready to relax and not be on full heightened alert.

There are two things that relax me more than anything else: 1) dancing, and 2) interacting with people in a sexual fashion. Both activities get me out of my head in a way that I don’t experience in other arenas. Should I have one of those days at work where I come home and just marvel at how I faced someone who had the power to kill me but didn’t because of my words, I really regret being single. Channeling those feelings into a sexual experience is an incredibly fulfilling release for me that is quite addictive in its own way. The feeling of power that I get from that is hard to describe… and lord knows I’ve tried.

If you’re interested in speaking to a one-of-a-kind woman with a very particular set of skills that even Liam Neeson would be jealous of, please give me a call!