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Dire MILF Honey Adair

REAL Nerd- Let's Get WEIRD! Fantasy/Horror/SciFi +

LISTING CHAT GOODIES FEEDBACK

Is your life BORING and LONELY? Do women tell you that your kink is too weird? Your hobbies are too geeky? 
 
You need the
Dire MILF Honey Adair
Goblin Girlfriend Experience ! 
 
I've been into tabletop roleplaying (TTRPG) for 30+years and writing/drawing/voicing erotic customs for 20+! I'm filthy, playful, + REAL. I've danced on the auctionhouse mailbox in Orgrimmar, I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've LARPed + RennFaire'd + I have a favorite pair of cosplay ears. I've been terminally online almost since the birth of the internet + I am HARD to shock!  
 
My FAVORITE thing is taking your SILLY or SLUTTY or just plain STRANGE idea and not just rolling with it, but stealing it for my own and running away! I have a sense of humor + I won't shut you down (unless that's what you're into, you little fuckin' freak.)

You want an X-Rated Carnival from midway to freak show, a Primal cryptid bitch to stalk you through the woods and taunt you as she does, a beautiful Enchantress or evil Queen from the horny fairytale of your dreams? What about a supervillainess holding your comic hero captive, a Mad Scientist who can only be defeated by dick, a succubus promising mindblowing sexual delights in exchange for a priest's eternal service, or big titty alien babes who love probing willing farmers? Let's fire that imagination up and see what she can do! 

Step One: Chat with me and tell me about what YOU want and imagine! We'll get comfortable and relax together
Step Two: ???
Step Three: We start the scene and I blow your damn mind
 
Why YOU Should Call the Dire MILF! 

Y You're a Nerd, Geek, Fanboy, and/or Freak in search of a companion (or a Companion, I see you Browncoats) 

Y You need an experienced Dungeon Mistress who'll put your ass in sexy dice jail

Y You love horror, action, & sci fi + know the Drive-In Will Never Die

Y You think you might be kinky + you have questions but you're SHY

Y You have an obsession, fixation, or hobby that NOBODY wants to hear about anymore

YYou KNOW you're a horny kinky freak and you're NOT shy at all! 

Y You want to spend $$$ + spoil a bad bitch- because time is money, friend! 

Y You just want to hang out + chill with a Goblin with a Fat Ass + Titties who'll give you her FULL attention

Y You have elaborate, complicated, or historical fantasies. Does your cock have a character sheet? 

CHAT NOW! We're gonna have SO much fun.

Or at least I am- and at the end of the day, that's what matters! 

YYY
Absolutely No TOS violations, racial slurs , or attempted dom breaking

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