Phone Sex

It's only the strongest couples that can take being cucked. You should congratulate yourself, now you can finally give your wife what she's been craving for all these years.

Let's look at the facts here...

You: fat lazy slob, face fit for radio with a pint-sized pecker to match

Me: 6'2, 8", muscular, confident, dominant 

I'm sure you love your woman, but let's be honest we're not in the same league here. Not even playing the same sport.

You don't satisfy her, and that's a fact. Why do you think she always masturbates after you have sex?

That's where I come in. I'll take your wife out on a date, and show her a really good time ;). Then I'm going to take her home and fuck her all night long.

Maybe if you ask nicely, I'll let you get her ready to be fucked, and watch us from the closet.

So what are you waiting for?! Call now!!