Hey Honey! I’m running late because I got DICKstracted!

Our connection transcends just you and I <3

You love me to the moon and back, and I love you just as far and wide. When I confessed how much I desired other men, women and everyone in-between, I had no idea how hard it would make you. It caught you off guard, enraged you, and excited you. I felt it in every thrust taking me further into an ecstasy I’ve never known before.

The idea of a sexy stranger I meet at Whole Foods, taking your pussy in the filthy stockroom over crates of cereal. Sending you videos and photos. Then coming home to watch them together joined—you inside me or me inside you.

I know I should come straight home but...you have to see the package on this man at the gym. I have to have him!

I’ll tell you aaaaallll about it. Call me.