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I might be in the checkout line,

I might be reading a book at home with my dogs,

I might be singing along to the radio in the car,

I might be at a party,

I might be in the shower...

you'll never know until you call!

Just don't expect any conversation from me, because

you're not worthy of my time.

You're not even worthy of the breath it takes for me to say "hello."

You know this. I know this. So you take what you can get: the privilege of being able to be a fly on the wall of my life, while I get on with my day and the things that take precedence over you. Which is to say, of course, everything.

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