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You're hard as a rock thinking about it aren't you... The thought of someone more deserving than you, spending your hard earned money on things you will never enjoy? Give up control to someone who will spend it with style, fucking beautiful people on a pile of it while you work hard to earn more.

I know what's on your mind you cucked little faggot, so here are some ideas to get started... and don't worry about starting small because you'll be paying out like a real faggot in no time.

Case of Red Bull: $10
Workout socks: $20
Compression shorts: $60
Nike Cleats: $270
Marine fuel: $400
Ritz Carlton suite: $650
Hugo Boss suit: $1300
First class plane tickets: $2500
Peloton gym system: $5500
Rolex Submariner: $23,500
Jeep Wrangler: $65,000

What's really pathetic, and funny, is that I don't even need your money. I already have all of these things and then some. I'll just add your money to my huge fucking pile and use it to make more losers jealous while their wives and boyfriends eye fuck me from the other side of the ropes.