Welcome to the Goddess' ignore line, where you can spare yourself the embarrassment of speaking with me without proper respect and tribute.
As a true Goddess, I have far better things to do than waste my time talking to cheating losers like you. However, for those who are lucky enough to earn my attention through tribute and worship, they may be granted a brief glimpse into my extraordinary life.
But make no mistake, being in my presence is a privilege, and it is your duty to show utmost respect and devotion at all times. Only then will I grace you with the honor of serving me.
So, if you're lucky enough to be granted access to my line, be sure to come correct. Failure to do so will result in immediate dismissal and a lifetime ban from contacting me.
Remember, you're in the presence of a true Goddess, show me the proper respect and worship, or contact our ignore phone line and spare yourself the humiliation.