Phone Sex

Listen, addict. I know you're curious and dying to find out. So I made this ignore line. I'm not going to run it 24/7- no- it's only going to be available when I am doing something that might titillate and excite you. I can't guarantee what you might be hearing, but it will be unfiltered and 100% raw Vicky. All you need to do is call- when this line is available, I am not answering chats.

Admit it- you've watched my porn links, seen my captions, heard stories about my trips around Oregon looking for the perfect thing to cram up my pussy, or just really good ice cream, and you've wondered- is she really like this 24/7? How many hours of porn does she watch a day? What does she do in her spare time? How does she know exactly what I crave and how to make me cum so good, every fucking time?!

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, THIS IS AN IGNORE LINE- I WILL NOT BE TALKING DIRECTLY TO YOU.

What you can expect to hear on this IGNORE line:
Me gooning to the porn I love the most- can you handle it?
Me having lunch with friends and regaling them with stories about shit you've told me about yourself and your fetishes to amuse and horrify them***
Recording my audio files for goody bags
Trash talking with fellow flirts about subs, simps, betas, and the rarest of rare... "good guys" [eyeroll] ***
Encouraging curious friends to be whores on the phone/internet for money ***
Shepherding newbie flirts into deeper realms of depravity so you have more girls to jerk to***
Going out and having a blast in Portland doing my thing, iykyk
Fucking my husband knowing that you're listening and wishing he was fucking YOU
Or MAYBE, Just MAYBE, watching foreign television and igniting a new kink you never even dreamed you'd get off to much less get obsessed with.
*** Items with an asterisk—you may overhear what my friends are discussing, but I will never give them the phone or let them talk. Period. You can politely as for a flirt’s name and I might even tell you if she’s ok with it.