GOONER APPROVED!
I bet you have a tiny pathetic dick. I bet, even if your dick is somehow adequate, that you're nothing like a real man. My clit is probably bigger than your pitiful little nub. Start a chat before you call.
I bet you dream of sucking cock for a beautiful goddess.. Dreaming of living on your knees for a real, powerful man who wouldn't trade places with you for the world.
Either way, I know you're a worthless, pitiful excuse for a man who deserves nothing. No tiddies, no pussy, no ass, nothing. Probably just a sissy in hiding, waiting for a woman like me to pull you out of your closet. Am I wrong?
Start a chat before you call me, and tell me what you need. Don't email me your kinks. Don't call expecting me to humiliate a person I've never seen or known to exist. Use that brain cell to start a chat and explain your kinks before you call a stranger for the first time ever. Like come on guys. I'm rooting for you.