Phone Sex

Welcome to the office of (soon to be) Dr. Lana, who enjoys sex in all aspects, is conservative, RIGHT WING, and brutal in my beliefs as we’re going to MAKE AMERICA WONDERFULLY GREAT AGAIN in 2024! You know you’re addicted to spoiled, bratty busty blondes… so your wish has been granted. I just want to also add that I appreciate all of your Tributes before and during chat conversations, during calls, or surprising me when I’m offline! But whenever I'm not studying or writing papers, I look to prey on older men who have a hard time resisting me at 5'7, 125 lbs, 34DDD, who become weak at the sight of a woman who knows she's supreme. When calling, be prepared to have an actual conversation/dialogue, or be clear about your role playing fantasy or wanting me to paint the sexual picture for you. Most importantly, know what you want before you call me, as I do not mind read.

Whether this includes me home-wrecking your marriage, being your secret Mistress, smothering your face between my tits, placing one of my tall patent leather pumps on your face as I'm standing on top of you, or forcing your head underneath my skirt in between classes and sitting on your face before I meet up with my bratty and entitled girlfriends, you'll be thankful.

Call conversations include sex revelation therapy: past confessions, sexual highs and lows, secret fetishes and kinks. Role-playing and my guilty kink for ball busted losers who deserve to be punished, cuckolding: training, sneezing, chewing food loudly, tickling, ignoring, confessionals, escapism. And you involuntarily celibate males are remedial and expendable. Me teasing and denying men to cum, jerk off and edging instructions, intoxication, spanking, humiliation: small penis, appearance degradation, race play, and showers, raise the rate, sensual financial domination, foot servitude, CFNM, and of course, sensual passionate sex as long as you’re 7 inches and above, with average and above average girth, and you’re an expert at eating my freshly waxed pussy…

If you’re unable to speak over the phone, and need an in-depth text exchange, tributes are required.

I naturally am a bratty, hard to impress, extremely entitled, and a slightly sadistic woman who typically comes across the most beta males on the planet! And nothing makes my nipples harder than a male who has his wallet open, understands his place as a man compared to a woman like myself, and a man who NEVER says no to ME!

So, give me a call, and we will go from there!