How to Achieve Beta-Sub Success in Life

I work from home, amassing wealth for myself and others through strategic investments and calculated financial moves. And while applying my superior market knowledge for my gain, you weak beta-subs will fulfill your life’s pathetic purpose from beneath my desk where you belong, lying like a loyal pet eager for attention, ready to respond to all my commands, no matter what they are. Each day when the closing bell rings, you will thank me for the privilege of sacrificing your needs in support of my success.